It's another long, boring day at school, and I'm horny again. It's been a while since I last skipped, so I should be safe if I do it again. I successfully drive home without wetting myself, and as usual, check the driveway for cars. Neither of my parents' cars are parked, nor is my older brother's, so I know I'm safe. I want to do something especially dirty today. Not even dogs will soil the area where they sleep. . . but...