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Paman
23 hours ago
Straight Male, 81
0 miles · Dunstable

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Just one question.

Where are those sandy nipples... exactly?

On the beach to the left and right of the nearest lifeguard hut, presumably.
Quote by OLDJOCK
a cored-out banana!!!! HMMM....a favorite fruit.

Actually bananas aren't fruit, they're herbs.
But they can still be one of your five, seven or nine a day.
If you have a PA piercing does it vary the sensations for your partner:
Actually, they're no different?
Oh yes, they're better?
Ooops, my partner wishes I wouldn't wear the jewellery?
When he has a PA piercing does it vary the sensations for you:
Actually, they're no different?
Oh yes, they're better?
Ooops, I wish he wouldn't wear the jewelry?
Yes, I have hairs at and around the base.
From time to time I shave so the shaft is clean and, when I do this, I also shave so there's a shaven halo around the base. More often than not I also shave my scrotum.
Ah yes! Girls are like pianos, when they're not upright they're grand......
I've had a number, but have never experienced anything mind blowing or earth shattering. Hey! Ho!
I suspect that the need for sex is an appetite comparable to food and drink.
I also suspect that the urges to satisfy the appetite is dictated by the body's need for, in reverse order, liquid, nourishment and sexual release.
With age the body's need for liquid remains fairly constant; for food, as exercise diminishes so the appetite for food reduces; and the need for sexual release diminishes because the body's hormone production reduces.
However hormone production doesn't just stop on, for example, your 60th birthday, it winds down gradually. Hence you will find that older, even old, men continue to have an interest in their sex lives.
My double question was: "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Please?"
Her response was "Certainly, if you're wearing boxers and bringing a bottle of champagne."
So began a most wonderful relationship.
1. Cum in a women's pussy - yes
2. Cum in a women's ass - yes
3. Cum in a women's mouth - yes
4. Cum in a man's mouth - no
5. Cum in a man's ass - no
6. Have a man cum in your mouth - no
7. Have a man cum in your ass - no

And I have no desire to replace any of the noes with yeses.
It was severely non-PC, but there used to be an occasionally used scale of 0, 1 and 2.

The scale refers to paper bags.
0 - the lady is good looking, so no need for a bag
1 - placed over the ladies head
2 - one each for the lady and the man, the man's being in case the lady takes hers off
Her's first, and if possible several more for her, then if it all works out as it should do, ours.
Quote by megannn93
I'm curious to what are all your favourite ways to be ridden??

Enthusiastically...........
Weinstein and others have stirred up a regular dust storm and until it settles a bit I think it's going to be a challenge to safely pay compliments, regardless of the gender of the giver and receiver of the compliment.

And I think the whole situation is an absolute tragedy as it's inhibiting people from getting to know one another, therefore developing new friends and relationships is becoming harder.

I don't know what the answer is, yet, but I miss the days when the office I worked in had a colleague who had a sign above her desk with the legend "Hug Station". When anyone, regardless of gender, felt in need of a hug, whether to celebrate or as a consolation, that's where you went.
It's happened a number of times with different ladies.

When it's happened the lady has generally said that it was a 'special' orgasm.

I'm not sure I could cope with it happening every time.
Someone wiser than I once said that 'a secret will remain secret until it's told to one other person'.

Someone else said 'you can tell another person your secret, but for it to remain a secret you must immediately kill the person you told'.

So much for secrets!
Quote by verytrustedsource
Haloween would be a lot more exciting if these trick-or-treaters came to the door
Too true! Though someone has suggested to me that the gift of choice for the little wonders is to offer Brussels sprouts coated in chocolate.
So long as she was happy with the situation, I was willing.
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me. Please?
Quote by Becky4Texas
Guys....can you have an orgasm without ejaculating?

Yes, I have experienced this.
It hasn't happened very often and when it has happened it was generally with a second or subsequent orgasm in a series of orgasms.
It has also happened when I have been unwell, though, for the life of me, I can't remember what the ailment was.
No thank you to high heels after we've reached the bed. They can be uncomfortable and or get in the way, so I prefer them to be removed as we take to the bed.
Quote by GabrielSweet

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Ok sorry I can't resist.....

A guy goes into the lingerie store to get a gift for his wife. The sales lady asked him her size and he had no idea what she meant and she tried to explain but like most guys the numbers and letters meant little.

So the sales lady asked him ... "well, are the like melons, or cantaloupe". and he said ... "smaller" ....

Then she asked ... "grapefruit" and he said... "smaller"

"How about apples" .... "smaller" was the response

Then she looked at him and said .... "Eggs" ....

The man got excited and said, "yeah, scrambled"


SORRY

ciao

In the other story in the same class, the sales lady asks "what cup size are they? Egg, tea or challenge?"

Personally, I prefer them somewhere between tea and challenge. But always I like them in proportion to the lady's other attributes.
In both MA and CA I have been asked 'do you speak like that all the time?'

When I asked what was meant the response on both occasions was 'surely when you first wake up you speak normally, like us, and it's only when you get fully awake that you use the quaint British accent?'

On both occasions I had to convince the questioner that for me a British accent, whether quaint or not, was the default setting. They both seemed amazed.

On other occasions in both MA and CA I have been requested to 'just say something, your accent is amazing!'

I suppose it's true - it takes all sorts.....
Quote by BBCPrincess
I've always been curious. How would you describe the feeling? Does it hurt to have a hard cock or does it feel pleasurable?


It can be uncomfortable, or even hurt, if the boner occurs when clothed since the clothing may restrict the inevitable increase in volume. Hence the need to adjust the position of the growing member so it takes up a comfortable position.

Once the comfortable position is achieved then the feeling is one of increased sensitivity which is normally accompanied with pleasurable feelings. I say 'normally' because, as you can imagine, there may be occasions when the arousal is not really appropriate in which case the pleasurable feelings can be outweighed by feelings of embarrassment.
Maybe the authoress Agatha Christie had a point when she said it was good to marry an archaeologist, as the older you get the more interested they get in you. And 'yes', she was married to an archaeologist!
Quote by Lauradj
I have one pierced, my right nipple. I got it done on that side because in my job, I pick up children and hold them on my left hip, so I got it done on the right side so I didn't cause more pain or friction than was necessary.


That makes perfect sense - thanks..........
Some ladies have one nipple pierced, others have both pierced.

When only one is pierced, is there any significance to whether it's the left one or right one?
Very much a turn on. As others have written, I find it a compliment that indicates that I have made the lady 'happy'.
Quote by sasnak
By #, which of the 7 activities have you accomplished? Protected sex is allowed to be counted.

1. Cum in a women's pussy
2. Cum in a women's ass
3. Cum in a women's mouth
4. Cum in a man's mouth
5. Cum in a man's ass
6. Have a man cum in your mouth
7. Have a man cum in your ass

Me = #'s 1,2,3,4. Looking to complete the rest real soon.


Yes, yes, yes, no, no, no, no.

Results with which I am, and will remain, totally happy.