You and I have been texting all day (hardly surprising) and we've been flirting a lot (even less surprisingly). I'll confess I've been trying to get you turned on for what I have planned. This time I've arranged for us to meet at a pub, somewhere nice. I ask you to wear a skirt or dress because it stirs me, and as you well know I simply cannot resist you in either of those! I arrive before you, get us a table in a darker...