The fraternity house was lit up with what looked like a million Christmas lights. The half-dressed fivesome hurried up the steps to the front door. It was being policed by three burly frat brothers. “Penny Penis Eater,” one of them cackled, recognizing Aaron’s date. “Not that you’ll ever know Devin,” Penny replied. “This is my date, Aquaboy. Can we go in? It’s freezing out here.” “Aquaboy eh? Brave costume for a night lik...