I am extremely grateful that my Mistress, and Savior, 'Music' has once again saved me from having a really shitty day. Love you babes!!!
I'm also grateful that I started a roast in my crockpot this morning. Yum! Yum! It smells Awesome!
Yes, I would consider a clit as a very small penis... BuT I also consider a man with a 3" penis as having a very small clit!
Spandex blend boxer briefs...That is unless I want to let my 'junk go thunk', then it's silk boxers.
I'm not quite sure. I would've needed a stop-watch. I was at a friend's party when I walked into his bathroom without knocking.. Sitting there on the throne was a determined looking blond haired girl "wiping very exuberantly" without any toilet paper. As I was reaching back to lock the door she was unzipping my fly!
All told it was well under a minute...
Staind: It's Been Awhile;
It's been awhile since I could hold my head up high, And It's been awhile since I first saw you
It's been awhile since I can stand on my own two feet again, And It's been awhile since I could call you
And Everything I can't remember, As f*cked up as it all may seem
The Consequences that are rendered, I've stretched myself beyond my means
And It's been awhile since I could say that I wasn't addicted, And It's been awhile since I could say I love myself as well
And It's been awhile since I've gone and f*cked things up Just like I always do, And It's been awhile But all that sh*t seems to disappear when I'm with you
And Everything I can't remember, As f*cked up as it all may seem
The Consequences that I've rendered, I've gone and f*cked things up again
Why must I feel this way? Just make things go away. Just one more peaceful day
And It's been awhile since I could look at myself straight, And It's been awhile since I said I'm sorry
And it's been awhile since I seen the way the candles light your face, And It's been awhile But I can Still remember just the way you taste
And Everything I can't remember As f*cked up as it all seems to be, I know it's me
I cannot Blame this on my father, He did the best he could for me
And It's been awhile since I could hold my head up high, And It's been awhile since I said I'm sorry
(Aaron Lewis)
I have a shite load of people who became "disillusioned" after they found out that my avatar wasn't my real picture... If I reply to their harassing messages it's with kind comments...I never hear from of them again...
I have Always had a fascination with women who squirt when they are orgasming. 3- of these uniquely delicious ladies squirt... You guessed it PEE! I didn't just like it, I LOVED IT!!!
By cutting "pee play" out of my sexual encounters, I'd be loosing out on a huge aspect of sexual excitement. So please everyone, try to remain open-minded, and don't knock it until you've tried it! You might just discover a whole new world of pleasures... A little 'pee play' has never hurt anyone...
There is only so much cum that a person can produce in any one "fun-marathon", on the other hand as long as you keep drinking liquids, you'll keep making Pee! Are we starting to form a picture yet?
By introducing 'pee play' into your sexual encounters, you'll be able to keep on going, and going, and going.(pun intended)
To the lovely lady that equated scat-play with pee-play, I believe that you were quite a bit off the mark there. Scat-play is not only dirty, and smelly, and disgusting, it is exponentially more hazardous for people to indulge in. Where as a little pee in you mouth isn't going to hurt you at all, playing with scat very likely might!
I know that milk does a body good, but damn how much have all of you lovely ladies been drinking???
We were all blessed that on the day of your birth, God sent us one of his most beloved angels.SXwNinlKHcIXVOaC 
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ho ho ho everybody, a merry day to you all. Bring it in group hug
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Do Me First! 
