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my thoughts suggest description of genitals should be sexy without being vague. more important I think is not to be coarse, descriptions like fuck hole and shit tube are nasty and juvenile and I think twat verges on the coarse side as well. again if you wish to use pussy add adjectives eg hot pussy, fat pussy. drooling, quivering,soft, hard, excited, fat. the list of "what types of pussy" are numerous sorry I used "fat" twice, got excited

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Is there an echo in here? ;=)

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I'd pee standing up. That'd be the first thing I'd do.

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Just curious. Are all men inclined to want to try anal sex or is that too much of a fantasy?

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Noted. I'm still unsure about some points though...

Sprite, I just sent you 9 dick-pics, can you analyze them and tell me which one you prefer?

One of them seems rather nice, but you can see my American bulldog licking his balls in the background.

PS: Seriously, this is actually quite a nice guide. I've never sent any dick-pics (and luckily I don't receive any), but yeah, some of the pictures I encounter on random guys' profiles are quite... distasteful.

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Why is this in ask the guys? Girls are the best pussy-eaters!

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how many guys like to clean there lady up with there tongue after sex ?

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I agree with this. It really does depend on the piece.

What I don't want is to get so creative that it distracts from the sex. If I call it her Venus Flytrap, you're not going to be thinking about what I want you to during the sex scene.

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One of my lovers always referred to my vagina as my Yoni. He found the reference in the Karma Sutra - now I know is origin - thanks Beth.
I will remember that when I write my next story - it has a nice sound to it - the word - not my Yoni.
I have never heard it referred to as a Sperm Bank until I read it here.- Deposits are frequent in mine and a withdrawal always follows.

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using cunt for genitalia and calling a women a cunt are two very different things. wouldn't suggest the later

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Cunt and twat are great words to use during sex. What is especially great is for both the guy and the woman to both use the words in expressing their passion. Those words let you both know, you're really fucking. not just having sex, but FUCKING!

When she yells out at me, "Fuck my slutty cunt!" Wow! That does the trick.

Two of my favorite words for genitalia (though I don't think I have an ultimate favorite, but I do love these) are 'snatch' for pussy and 'tallywhacker' for dick. Though saying 'tallywhacker' used during sex might cause you to giggle. But if you're married or long time and truly impassioned, a few laughs while fucking doesn't hurt at all and certainly doesn't hinder anything.

'Snatch' is a great word to use anytime, even while fucking. "Oh, babe, your damn snatch is really dripping. It's oozing all down my chin."

Sex requires a lot of noise, talking, and intense physical passion! Dirty words make it great!

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For me, it often depends on the tone of the sex. If it's emotional and romantic, slow and sensual, I tend to stick with more flowery terms, like core, center, chanel, lips, folds, slit, and pussy. Something more active, more passionate, will earn words like cunt, snatch, quim, and the ones above with more vivid descriptors, like tight, eager, dripping, hungry, needy, swollen. The most depraved of scenes that I will write tend to use terms like fuckhole, along with very hedonistic descriptors and the other words above.

It's all about being creative within the kind of scene that you're wanting to paint.

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some women don't like the word. some of us, however, embrace it.

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cunt works. so does yamyam or vajayjay. or there's always Celeste.

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Peach, Cherry, Slit, Snatch.... the author girls would tell you more

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I think I use the word "cunt" more often than any other word for the vulva/vaginal areas and vaginal canal specifically, in my pieces.

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Men: Werner, cock, wanger, love tool, ramrod, instrument of love, dick, erection, penis, and if you are clinical, phallus.

Women: Pussy, cunt, twat, vulva, Vijay, love tunnel, vagina, sperm bank, or womanhood.

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[I'm assuming woman's gentiles is an autocorrect. If so, it's one of the best ever.]

I'm a guy, so maybe you don't want my answer to your question, but my experience has been that every woman I've known has different reactions to different words, including those for male genitalia. It's your story -- I'd go with what turns you on.

As a suggestion for a male's equipment, I'd suggest "purple helmet warrior."

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do you use dildos on yourself or does your gf peg you?

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I agree with you that sometimes it is fun to offend, LOL! I had a few posts I made taken down. Being Catholic, I assumed that since they didn't offend me they wont offend other Catholics which was wrong. While I do not always agree with all the Lush rules, I do try to abide by them. Like you said, Rules is Rules. For the most part we do have a lot of freedom here.

Although I do miss the Trump Pole Vaulting Post!! HAHA

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Thank you for the reply.

Yes, quite a few things.

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For me there is a difference between "making love" and "fucking". Sure all the same parts are used but for me it's completely different.

Making love is about an emotional connection. It's a shared intimacy. I know I'm overly romantic but it's about the two of you being one.

Fucking is about a raw passion. It's a basic animal need.

There are times when I crave the intimacy of making love and there are times that I crave the passion of fucking. And to make things even more confusing it can completely change in the middle.

How's that for a non-answer answer?