12 Monkeys, no doubt.
Hudson Hawk??
Striking Distance?
Anyone...
Shit, forgot Rhodes, forgot Iommi.
A subject close to my heart...
In no particular order:
James Hetfield
Jeff Waters
Steve Vai
Hendrix
Trent Reznor (more of a keyboard player really, but anyway...)
EVH
Tom Morello
Keef Richards
Jimmy Page
Richie Blackmore
Twenty odd years as a guitarist, producer, Pro Tools engineer - amateur, semi-pro and pro as work has allowed.
Sadly it doesn't pay as well as working in the service of the 'free' world.
Rock and metal is my thing although I have sessioned for alt. country bands in years gone by.
Still writing, recording and (very occasionally) performing my prog-metal stuff with various vocalists and drummers. Can we post audio files on here??
I guess I'll have to try harder in future.
And furthermore no one reads my fuckin stories, so someone should get off on them!
Absolutely.
If my stuff doesn't get a reaction outa me, then, chances are it won't end up on here.
And if the idea didn't give me the horn, then I wouldn't have bothered getting it down.
I almost always write in pants.
Its the way to be.
81%.
You knows it.
It's in the mentality.
Good question.
Context is everything here.
For me, personally, dick feels slightly more aggressive. Maybe I'll deploy it if there is something happening in the background that is pulling focus from it just being purely sexual, or perhaps if there is less familiarity between the characters. Cock feels right for describing something goddamn intimate.
But, it just depends on a whole bunch of stuff.
Write erotica when you're horny, then edit it when you're calm.
Ah, what the fuck do I know!
They are the modern world's greatest invention and can make even a mediocre ass/legs combo look amazing.
Furtherfore, I can't seem to write an erotic story without them creeping in somewhere!
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Hot.
Let me get it a damn bath o the stuff.
50 Grades of Hay.
For those of you with horses.
Ahh, the smell of the fairer sex in all it's varieties and intensities...
Hell and furthermore: yeah.
For such a beautiful thing, bearded clam just horribly, horribly sucks vast amounts of ass... or arse depending on which side of the pond you are on.
Anyone who would use the expression 'axe wound' should probably just forget the whole 'female of the species' thing and go and give some men an angry, angry blowjob.
Just my opinion of course...
p.s. Big love to the dude with half his cock out though.
Maybe I should post a pic like that for ultimate safety!
Well, like the boyos above me, my avatar is me.
However, I have ingeniously disguised myself using a well known graphics editing package!!!!!
I've got no desire to live online as somethign I'm not and am all for being up front, but some of us have jobs who might not be too chuffed about finding out we pen erotic fiction in our spare time.
However remote the chances of being rumbled are...
Or you could just power on through.
Hell no.
I like a sordid past.
Neck twisting/neck breakage.
A Nissan Sunny has good headroom.
Doggy is feasible with only a bit of neck twisting.
Although the transit van with the stinky mattress in the back takes some beating.
Well, there is an element of that, yeah.
Still gets me off tho!!
Just wondering what sort of porn everyone uses when watching with their girl?
Has your porn collection brought out anything in your sex life that wasn't there before?
How kinky does it get?