Quote by sprite
talking to Nicky about changing the word count to 4k for anyone who's won comps in the past. figure it'd be a fun challenge for them.![]()
Ha ha!
But I haven't won, so I'm EXEMPT MUAHAHA!



Quote by WannabeWordsmith
Honestly, we are one of - if not the - highest quality adult literature sites on the Internet due to our fantastic moderating team and the high standards we set and try to maintain. If any story warrants a 1 or 2 for its well-writtenness(!), we're not doing our jobs properly and it should not have been published. Thus, any such score is usually a visceral or personal reaction rather than a technical one.
Quote by Ping
Yes. Fought a speeding ticket long ago. Almost won too. I made the fatal error of not saying that I was DOING the speed limit. Apparently, that technicality was important.The cop later said I did a great job with my argument and props, but I missed that little detail. He was a good guy. I was speeding. But I saw an out. Karma is King.
HYE lost it with an online tech rep from an Indian call centre?
(I did, and boy did it get ugly. Never, ever buy Dell. That was a very long time ago.)
Quote by nicola
I can confirm this is not true.
Traffic on the desktop site has remained around the same level since we made the switch over to the new mobile platform.
On the mobile site, we've actually seen quite a drop in traffic as a result of the change. It seems that quite a percentage of people preferred the no frills read only mobile site. That's probably where you're seeing the dip in views. It's not from more people using the mobile site.
When we first started, we had a simple thumb up or thumb down option. It didn't work.
No other site we researched uses a 1-10. It would be almost impossible to implement that now considering 55,000 stories have been voted on using a 1-5.
We tried allowing anonymous voting. It was abused, particularly during competitions.
The scoring will remain the same for the foreseeable future.
Quote by GraceW
I need advice. I want to start a new thread, but I have no idea where it goes. Change a song title or well-known line, sex it up. I'll probably call it Sexy Songs.
Here is a sample:
Ride your pillow, Get on your pillow and ride - Lee Dorsey
Or:
Squeeze, squeeze, squeeze me like I squeeze you - The Beatles
Quote by techgoddess
Thanks! This was very thoughtful!
I'm so blessed. I do live in a real paradise. My friends and family think so too, because lately they have been visiting like crazy! LOL It's all good! Having friends come down this week meant my hubby didn't travel...a rare and wonderful thing!
Congrats on 3rd place, by the way!
Quote by techgoddess
Thanks for starting out my morning with some Mr. Mojo, Milik. I have a song playing in my head 24/7 and this morning I woke up to the DJ in my head playing When You’re Strange. Lol. So this was pretty cool.
Sitting on my balcony overlooking the beautiful beach this morning on my iPad. Maybe I need to be displaced from my office more often in the morning. Lol. The fisherman is out trawling and checking his crab pots. There’s a couple walking the beach holding hands and I’m enjoying a cup of tea looking over my “kingdom”. Those donuts look tempting Fuzzy, but maybe just a half to have along with my tea.
TGIF everyone.
Quote by Verbal
I would love to see him impeached. And I don't think it would tip the public against Congress: everyone points to the Clinton impeachment hurting the Republicans, but that was they spent two years obsessed with a consentual blowjob. Anyone remember Watergate? Threat of a successful impeachment pushed a President out of office.
Since it'll never fly though, due to a feckless Senate, I think the Dems should forget impeachment and work toward a battle they can win. Like maybe today's news of a whistleblower talking of secret deals with foreign governments can be a place to make a stand.
https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-intelligence-whistleblower-complaint/index.html
Quote by seeker4
For playing, clarinet. It's long, it's hard, and I put it in my mouth.X4eMocPHcXgB9d5s
For listening though, I'd say the human voice. There aren't many instruments that can sound as sexy as a velvety crooner or husky alto.
Among manufactured instruments, probably strings. Cello, in particular, has always struck me as having a sexy sound, though violin and viola can do it, too.