I had the most beautiful neighbors in the world. I’m not sure how many guys can say they live in an apartment enclosed by four other units – two to the sides, one above, and one across the hall – each containing one of the most stunning women in the world, but I was that lucky guy. Anytime I left to go to work, pick up groceries, or even walk over to the main office of the complex just to pay the rent, I felt my heart flu...