There was a very large cock seated at my table in the restaurant tonight, a friend of a friend who no-one really knew - 1 hour and I had all I could take, got up and left the party! A prize idiot
So flute - St. Germain
Femme D' l'argent Air
Freebird Lynyrd Skynyrd
Set Fire to the Third Bar - Snowpatrol - oops must stop too many!
no, I think you will find I win!!!
By the look of his physique - I may throw my marriage vows out of the window - lol!
Dancing wildly to loud music!
Innocent - make sure I have a dressing gown on when the window cleaner turns up -but one day....
Naked - except my Chanel perfume!
Some Italian porn is beautifully produced with some hot males and beautiful women. Enjoy amateur work as well, actually most porn in fact!
Went to a fancy dress party with my girlfriend on my back. The party organiser asked me what i had come as. "A tortoise" I replied pointing "That's Michelle"
Went to a music store and asked if they had anything by "The Doors" The assistant replied"yes, a bucket of sand and a fire extinguisher"
Definitely the stranger for me, could you make him tall and handsome?