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Makalahia
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

About

I consider myself an anomaly. If you interact with me in "real" life, you'll find me to be sweet-natured, courteous, respectful, compassionate, and very charming. Truly, I am all those things—and more. I'm also very intelligent, witty, creative, romantic, and sensitive.

Now, let's get down 'n' dirty. Should you wanna sexperience a healthy slathering of nasty, no-holds-barred, cum-oozing sex, you're in the right neighborhood. If you sojourn into my territory, see to it that you have an ambulance waiting (with the motor running). Why? 'Cause I may very well be the dirtiest, filthiest, most delightfully disgusting boy you'll ever cum upon. I mean, cum across. Oops, those came out wrong. Uh, that you'll ever encounter. That's better. Ya need to jumpstart your pathetic sex life? Expand your heretofore limited sexual horizon? Leave me a message and I'll cum rescue you.

Interests
I'm an Audio Architect, by trade. No, no; you erred as everyone else does. I don't build sound; I design sound. An architect designs. I compose and record my own music. So far, I've released one album and four more to "drop" in the next few weeks.'

My primary interest is, of course, girls. I absolutely adore them. I respect and admire them greatly. I've been a champion of women's roles, accomplishments, and rights. I've even been somewhat of a hero for them at times. How so? I saved one from drowning; I saved one from an assault which I felt was going to turn into a ; I had a world-wide crisis line; and very recently I upncofered an alleged on Facebook.

Favorite Books
I love Websters' unabridged dictionary. I majored in linguistics and I'm enthralled with grammar and etiology. Think about it: every English language book ever written has its roots in the dictionary. What does this mean to you girls? It means quite accomplished in all things involving my tongue.

Favorite Movies
(in alpha order): An American In Paris; The Endless Summer; The Man Who Would Be King; Patton; Singing In The Rain; and anything with Jenaveve Jolie (porn).

Favorite Music
My own. After that (in alpha order): Afro Celt Sound System; Banco de Gaia; Yes.
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