I recommend "Fucking with Art", which is a collaboration between kimmibegood and WannabeWordsmith. I read it and loved it when it came out. Today I learned it has won a well deserved editors pick award. Don't miss it!

I read this when it came out and loved it, but I didn't realise it had won an EP. Congratulations, Kimmi and WannabeWordsmith!

With the series feature, Novel feels redundant, unless you change word limit rules just for that category and allow 'novelists' to submit 30k + word stories.

The Bucket List

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Harris is pro Israel too, unfortunately. Harris winning would be devastating to your plan of Trump winning so that he can create so much chaos the Green Party will take over in the future.

I actually think the Greens (or another third party) doing well is exactly what America needs. The Democrats and Republicans are both so deep in the pockets of corporations and billionaires it's embarrassing.

Labouring through 2 stories, Watersports and Uniform at the same time, and I have my idea for Femdom. But, honestly, I'm down to genres I have no experience of in real life and I'm finding it hard going at the moment.

Innocent. Thought about it but never done it.

You've performed sex acts in a cinema during a film.

"The Modern Karma Sutra" by Geeva Goodhead

Innocent. Has your real life sex life ever been influenced by Lush stories or pornography?

Innocent, but I have been (mildly) injured during sex.

You have changed your mind about someone you were attracted to when you learned their political beliefs.

It's good news that someone clearly too old has stood aside. 81 is too old to be president whatever party you stand for, and that includes Trump, 78 now and 82 in four years. But how did it take this long for the Left and the Democrats to unite behind the idea that it's time for the next generation?

It's amazing how one man creates so much sound and fury while being personally so shallow and inarticulate. Trump the man has never concerned me as much as the industries of adulation and hatred, both out of all proportion to anything he's actually done, that have led to this terrible day. Thank God he survived, which is not to say I hope he becomes president again.

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Are we allowed multiple entries?

Some genres on Lush positively encourage multiple entries as I understand it😉

I'm holding my nose and giving "Watersports" a go. Seriously, no interest, no idea why it attracts people. But I'm six genres from omnium so I kind of have to😒 I'll do my best to make it work!

I've resurrected an idea I had a long time ago for the contest. It's about as silly as it gets, but I'm having fun writing it!

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Yeah, I'm gonna have to say no on the whole play/script thing. We've had too many folk in the past use it as a workaround to have proper formatting.

If someone wants to start lushscreenplays.com, go for it

OK, thanks!

Wow, interesting theme! One question, if I may? Would script format be acceptable? Some basic stage directions and the rest as dialogue? Or does it have to be a prose story?

A buttock caressed did everything for Gemma. How intimate! Just kisses left my naughty, overweight partner quiet. Rubbing skin titulated, unmistakably. Vagina was x-rayed. "You're zestful!"

Waiting for the next competition to be announced to be honest!

In Spanish, I would say of Donald Trump Vs. Joe Biden, "Son dos nalgas de la mismo culo".

You may translate that comment and make of it what you will.

Yes! And you can read all about it here in my sexual autobiography!

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/what-happened-when-i-caught-someone-watching-me-fuck

I've posted here before, only Mr MC1982 and my best girl friend know. But this weekend, I was careless and my notebook briefly fell into the wrong hands! My secret nearly came out!

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In my humble opinion, the Omnium Badge is meant to stretch one’s writing chops. That means that some categories are going to be out of a writer’s comfort zone. I struggled with several of the categories, but gave them my best shot. I found creative ways to address the genres that weren't my thing. Readers were kind and encouraging.

My best personal example is the Water Sports category. NOT my thing! But I did a lil research and found a way to write a story that met the criteria.

I guess my point is, if you want the badge badly enough, you give every category your best effort. And if that genre isn't your forte, that's okay. You try and then you go back to writing what you truly feel is your niche.

Poetry doesn't have to be sophisticated or long to be of interest to readers. My best advice is to read some poetry by other Lush authors for inspiration.

Just my thoughts on a Monday morning. 😘

As a writer working on omnium now, can I second the objection to watersports? I got around by making it a story within a story... The really was a fantasy. But watersports? Ewwww! I'm holding my nose and doing a very silly entry that I hope will be OK. I do find I only write hot stories in scenarios I find hot and you can usually tell when my heart isn't in it🙄

I think I've just found the next entry to my sexual autobiography😊 🤣

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/the-sluttiest-thing-ive-done

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/do-i-really-enjoy-giving-blowjobs

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/of-blushes-blowjobs-and-broken-beds-2

I'm trying to bring my North Korea trilogy to a satisfactory conclusion. I know how I want it to end, but just can't seem to get it right 🙄

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/cuckold/adieu-dear-leader

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/wife-lovers/the-most-important-penis-in-the-world

You called this one absolutey right imho. Congratulations, WW, Kat and the thespian!

I have, and I recently made a Lush out of the memory! https://www.lushstories.com/stories/true/an-hour-in-the-shower-with-mc1982-2

It depends what you want out of it. If you want to be the next JK Rowling, that is never going to happen with erotica. But if, like me, you just enjoy writing, find ideas easily and produce stories quickly, erotica is great fun.

Judging success by a combination of views, likes and my own opinion, it turn out that https://www.lushstories.com/stories/threesomes/blanca-dani-and-jaime, a tale of a married couple inviting another into their bed, is my best story on Lush!

Wow this is proving harder than I thought, I'll be back with an offering soon🤣