As I sat in my usual spot at the local bar drinking my sex on the beach cocktail with a depressed look on my face, Josh asked me "What was wrong? You got all glammed up tonight in your red and black sundress showing off your amazing body. Those heels girl, they're just so damn sexy." The fact that Tori dumped me does make it hard for me to be out without him. (Tori was my master for a few years.) It just doesn't seem righ...