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Lunafalls
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 67
United States

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"Helpless" -- Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young
"Knockin' on Heaven's Door" -- Bob Dylan
"Canon in D" (Pachelbel's Canon)
"She's Got You" -- Patsy Cline
"Christmas Eve in Washington"
I love pineapple, and I love pizza, but I have never yet been able to bring myself to eat them together.
It would be a huge turn-on to watch them play with each other. Still, I wouldn't want the focus to get too far off of me. It would be a delicate balance, I'm sure.
A sex ed book my best friend's parents gave her to read, and she shared with me. Later, two other books that were wildly popular in the 70's: "The Happy Hooker" and "Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex* *But Were Afraid to Ask".
Yes, often I will taste my fingers or suck on my toy afterwards. . . . Sometimes I might even get a taste on my finger when I'm not even masturbating!
Thanks for asking! As a longtime reader here, yes -- I mind very much being forced to comment in order to score a story. I comment on stories often; but sometimes I might not feel that I have anything meaningful to say, that others haven't already said.

When I'm trying to vote and that required comment box pops up, it's an immediate turnoff, and I will usually exit the story without leaving a vote OR a comment.

Sometimes, I will even look before reading a story, and if the vote count exactly matches the comment count, it's likely "one of those", and I skip it. There is no shortage of stories to read on Lush!
Taking a long walk along the beach, in bright sunshine , with the ocean touching my bare feet with every wave.
In my younger days, I had sex a few times lying on carpet (in the carpeted rear of my boyfriend's friend's van, and on the living room floor). Each time I ended up with painful "carpet burn" on my backside that seemingly lasted for days, but I always felt it was worth it.
Intercourse for sure! Really wouldn't miss the oral too much, since I have my toys. I do love giving it, though.
There's a mistake that seems to be becoming more common in recent years -- people saying, and even writing, the nonexistent exclamation "Wallah!" when they obviously mean "Voila!".  I realize that many people who haven't studied French just don't know the correct word and are only saying and writing what they think they've been hearing.  But -- UGH.
There's a feature I've been wishing for, for almost as long as I've been on Lush: A way to privately save a list of profiles that we might want to re-visit in the future.
This is a wonderful way to give recognition to those who enter the competitions, and I love the way it looks on their profile pages.


Just wondering if the logos for past competitions will be retroactively added for those authors who entered them.


So perfectly done, in every way. It makes me laugh and laugh, no matter how many times I see it!