I was on Xhamster for a while - 15 years actually but they've gone and ruined the site. I thought I would try this instead.......

I'm Andy, 59 and live in Edinburgh, I'm retired and divorced.

My background was in IT, it bores me to death but it paid well. My likes include, reading, music, travel, sailing, walking, squash and badminton, food, drink, art, exploring. sea fishing, making the most of what I have left.

I attend a lot of gigs - to be honest, it's mostly bands from around my youth etc.

Fun indoors and out, I love the female form - boobs, legs and bums, I don't have one particular fave. Love blondes, redheads, brunettes, dark to light coloured hair, love lingerie and stockings and I adore giving oral.

Holidays in Italy and Greece mostly - I'm well travelled, I spent 30 years in the Royal Navy and have seen most of the world.

I'm a qualified masseur - did a course years ago in relaxation therapy and now give out the odd freebie, above board or with benefits, it's entirely up to the lady. I use a massage table and lovely scented essential oils along with a massage gun and some toys!

Why am I here, well, the ladies for starters. I quite enjoy erotic fiction and there's also a chance to chat. Guys, unless you spin a good dit, I'm really not very interested, I don't care how good your legs look in stockings, it's not for me however, Daisy Taylor is a guilty pleasure. Ladies, I really don't care, just as long as you're sane. But, if you look like Sophia Loren and have been registered as a psychopath, I'll maybe take a chance.....

If you can't be nice, don't bother, there's enough shite in the world without you adding to it!