Helmet

Clothed Male, Nude Female.

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2700 words in and i just shot my main character. perhaps not the wisest of moves...

Oh no! How will your protagonist reveal whodunnit?

Competition themes are my muse! I think it took longer to get reviewed than for me to write it. Yay pulp fiction. 😜 Some of my serial chapters languish years as I suffer writer's block! Creativity is fickle (fickeled?) weird!

My original goal was to find a site that protected my work and didn't mirror my stories to sites I never intended to publish on.

What I found here on Lush were readers and writers interacting. Actual feedback! I loved that.

Then I read a competition theme that fired my imagination. The competitions are a great muse for me. I suspend all other projects to get those out. My current goal is to place in one.

Better get to work. Delays will have consequences!

I have a story shaping up nicely!

Yes, the function is working. 

We were out in the country driving naked.  Came to a small town minutes from the start of their summer parade.  Drove down the main street lined with families waiting for the parade.

Here is a better screen shot:

I belong to four groups. Several days ago I was adding content to my groups.  When I went to select 'Groups' under my profile, I got the following error.  The function has errored ever since.

Rock hard. Causing orgasms is my biggest turn-on.

We were swingers. She has seen me fuck and suck men.

Where do you want your ice cream?

My optimism.

Are you spiritual?

This

Glazed blueberry donut

Aren't we still talking about sex?

No question from JackStay? Do over!

Yes, I was crew on a tall ship. There were several occasions the ship was used in films and advertising. 

Have you ever night dived for lobster? 

The yellow puss is normal

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I’ve been many times!! Around the corner Ka’alu’alu Bay another beautiful beach!

Let me get my teeth!

How about a few miles south, Papakōlea Green Sand Beach, Hawaii.  Much harder to reach, so usually fewer people.

A farmer's old rooster passed. Acquiring a new young one, the seller warned that this rooster was very active.

All that first night the farmer heard hens squawking. In the morning it was clear that not only the hens but every other female animal had been serviced.

The rooster was spotted laying still in the far pasture. The farmer thought the rooster must have done himself in with the night's activities. Upon investigation, the rooster signalled the farmer to stay quiet. The rooster pointed into the sky and whispered, "Buzzards!" 

Aboard ship I masturbated so often in the shower that now when it rains I get a hard-on! 😳

Not listed. 1968 Long hair hippy freak.

WARNING: Facetious

Back in High School we took Polaroids of my girlfriend's breasts and my hard cock.  I found myself looking at both while masturbating later. 

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Having said that, sometime I just do not have the courage to disregard grammarley's intrusive gate crashing of my creative flow.

I agree.

I have noticed a couple of quirks. Grammarly will flag any sentence that starts with the word This.  

I don't write at a graduate college level, so I'm always amused when one of my words gets flagged as Even an educated audience may not know it.