If you are a man and you want to have a sex chat with me and you're here to check what I'm into before you shoot your shot, let me stop you right here. No seriously, stop. I don't want to sex chat with you. If you care about why, go ahead and read the rest of my profile. But if you contact me with any pick-me-I-read-your-profile bullshit I will be ignoring you.
I am an artist and writer with a degree in English Writing and Literature. I enjoy writing stories that are intelligent but believable, with close attention to detail.
My old speech used to be full of euphemisms like "I'm not interested" and "No thanks." I've grown blunt. I'm not here for men. I'm here for women and photos. Men, don't message me hoping for sex. You'll only be disappointed. I'll answer politely, until I think it needs to stop. Politeness is not the same as leading you on.
Interests
I enjoy reading but also writing, and in the meantime of going to school I work on my silversmithing skills, which is a passion of mine beyond the everyday passion for books. I also enjoy roleplaying, both in text and as games, such as Dungeons and Dragons and console games.
I'm here on Lush to enjoy the stories, view the photos in the chatrooms, and chat with ladies on occasion.
Men, if you see me in the chat rooms, don't expect me to cyber, I am there for the photos and ladies. If you want to chat with me that's fine, but DO NOT expect me to be willing to cyber. I AM MARRIED and I'm very happy with my husband. Don't ask. I will ignore you. We DO NOT have the sort of relationship where other men are welcome, and I do not wish to damage or ruin our relationship, no matter 1. how large your dick is, 2. how much 'better' you think you are or 3. how unfair your find the situation.
If you don't like the above rules, give up on being friends with me. I won't change for you.
Favorite Books
The Hobbit, anything by Terry Pratchett, any and every work by Neil Gaiman, the Hellboy graphic novels, and assorted others.
Favorite Authors
Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Mike Mignola.
Favorite Movies
The Brothers Grimm, I Robot, Sinbad, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The Avengers, any of the Iron Man movies, anything involving Tom Hiddleston/Benedict Cumberbatch, The Hobbit/Lord Of the Rings trilogies, Mad Max: Fury Road, Guardians of the Galaxy... If it's nerdy, I probably enjoyed it.
Favorite TV Shows
Doctor Who, Demon Slayer, Disenchantment, Berserk, Adventure Time, Steven Universe... I have a lot of shows I love
Favorite Music
My favorite music changes frequently and I mean I can have a new favorite artist every week. But Florence and the Machine is one I will never turn down.
