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LadyX
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 34
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Quote by angieseroticpen
Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?
It's because they originated in Hamburg, where I spent much of my youth, making meat helmets. The summers I spent in Rangoon, though. But the details of my life are quite inconsequential...
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Quote by simply_sweet
Great now that song is stuck in my headhaha
As for hamburgers no longer being served here, I know that it has caused and will be causing some issues here. The only thing you must remember, is that hamburgers are served at many other places. If you aren't willing to be adventurous and try the fish or chicken dishes, then hamburger is not but a click away.
That said, I don't really understand what the harm is. I mean, just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you murder cows. Come on, it's just a meal, people!
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Quote by MrNudiePants
Can we at least compromise on a steakburger? Cooked medium, please, dripping with fat and piled high with lettuce, onions, and Wickles Pickles... Oh God I'm drooling.
Please control your emotion. The steakburger might work fine, so long as it's not ground beef refashioned as a rectangular meat slab. Simply not being a patty probably won't fly. Cube steak may or may not pass muster; I'll have to get back with you on that.
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It's no longer in our best interests to serve hamburgers here. If you've posted accounts of past hamburgers you enjoyed, you can still access them through your profile. Please bear in mind the generous offerings that still remain. Over the years, our best dishes haven't been hamburgers anyway, so please enjoy them. Naughtynurse's suggestion is superb, btw.
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Quote by overmykneenow
The system of RRs is imperfect but has improved a lot since it was introduced and has moved on from simply being a form of promotion for mods and their author friends.
It never was like that, but if there's one thing I've figured out over the years here, is that some people seem to thrive off a "this site and it's cronies only give recognition to each other" narrative, and they push it publicly for dramatic effect (even if it's ostensibly in an offhanded, 'just throwing it out there' manner, because what good does it do to suspect some sort of cliquish hegemony if you can't capitalize on it and start an argument with it?). There's simply not enough dramatic payoff involved to simply think about it, or talk privately.
And you're right, it's hard to keep people from forming an opinion that favoritism exists. Partially because people periodically assert it publicly (with the aforementioned expectation of a drawn-out debate over it), and because it gives people something to feel aggrieved and victimized about, with the added perk of feeling like some truth-teller, staring clearly through the bullshit. Like drama, some people need that as well, and yet others appear to really need both. As with others before, this statement too comes from a lot of observation.
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Quote by kravenmoorhead
Do you notice before it happens if he is completely quiet?
Sometimes.
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During it happening?
Yes.
Quote by kravenmoorheadI almost never have had the wherewithal to do anything about it while it's in progress. Anyway, that's what, five or six seconds in most cases? At that moment I'm typically occupied elsewhere mentally, even though I can feel it happening. After that moment, yes, then I have reacted.
Do you panic and force him out of you in the middle of his orgasm or do you just let him finish inside even if it was unexpected or unplanned?
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Is it a pleasant surprise or infuriating?
Almost by definition, if I didn't expect it, I didn't want it. I wasn't always infuriated exactly, but I have been before.
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Could a guy with a big cumshot cum inside you unnoticed?
No.
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Quote by dpw
I have never seen so much misinterpretation of the facts. Op 8 was about the definition of marriage and only that.
Sorry, wrong answer.
Proposition 8, written word for word identical to the previous Proposition 22, attempted to strictly define marriage, not only for the sake of doing so, but to in turn deny benefits and status which are only afforded to those legally considered 'married'.
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Quote by dpw
There has been no evidence that he ever supported the denial of rights, simply the term marriage. The rest is pure speculation and I refuse to go along with it. I want some hard evidence before I'm going to condemn the accused. Isn't that the correct way to go about it? Innocent until proven guilty not the reverse, it reminds me of lynch mob justice.
The hard evidence is that Eich paid money to help put a policy of discrimination firmly into place through state law. It's not just a matter of him having an opinion about what the definition of marriage should be, because in this case his "opinion" is that there should be laws that exclude gay couples from the same rights as heterosexual couples, and he put his money where his mouth (or perhaps just opinion) was.
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I've never used it. My experience is that when it's used, especially when said "partner" is not around, it's a subtle way to indicate that it's a same-sex relationship. Not every time, but that's common, at least here in the US. But now that I think about it, I will occasionally refer to him as my partner when it's just he and I, as in "you're my partner in life", and everywhere we go in life, we'll go together. But I've never said "please meet my partner" when introducing him.
I suppose it comes down to ones' preference.
I suppose it comes down to ones' preference.
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Quote by Scriptwriter66
3rd date rule sounds like someone made it up to say "fuck me or get lost - those are the rules!"
Geesssssssh. What about doing what come naturally and letting it happen when it happens - safe, sane and consensual.
"Okay, this is our third date, now I've got the condoms. You on the pill? Been checked for STD? I have. You want to fuck now and then go get something to eat (see a movie etc) or eat (whatever first) as long as we both understand that neither one of us goes home without being fucked. Are we clear?"
LOL. That would turn me on so much.
My understanding of it in practice is that it wasn't meant to be compulsory on the third date; it was meant to refrain from having sex until at least the third date, assuming the other person is somebody you'd want to engage in sex with to begin with. I've heard of it but never followed it. I kind of thought it was an antiquated thing, really.
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I'll make a quick-reference .jpg and post it soon, but until then...it's just not that hard, folks.
The ground rules here are very simple: enter and, without referencing other posts or disparaging other members or the site, post your rage in word form. Videos, .gifs, dog/cat jokes, and random non-rage observations belong elsewhere. Anyone that wants to start a "rage expressed through YouTube or pics" thread is more than welcome to do so; I'm sure it will get takers.
Now: rage on!
The ground rules here are very simple: enter and, without referencing other posts or disparaging other members or the site, post your rage in word form. Videos, .gifs, dog/cat jokes, and random non-rage observations belong elsewhere. Anyone that wants to start a "rage expressed through YouTube or pics" thread is more than welcome to do so; I'm sure it will get takers.
Now: rage on!
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Quote by DickBrobdingnagian
seriously? When a doctor performs an "internal", he can reach your cervix with his gloved finger, about 4". Of course your partially sitting up, which reduces the distance somewhat, maybe and inch or so. For those of you that enjoy 7", 8", 9" or more inches of cock or dildo, where do you think you take the extra lenght ?
The length and expandable diameter of the vagina increases as arousal works its magic. Therefore, what feels like a tight squeeze on a doctor's finger, becomes a tight squeeze on a thick penis, and the cervix recedes deep into the body, still reachable by a longer penis but not typically with a finger.
Quote by DickBrobdingnagianDepending on the angle, this can happen anyway, though not nearly as comfortably when no aroused. When on my back, it will often graze it but not make direct impact.
I understand that an aroused vagina allows for a cock to go past the cervix.
Shorter Answer: everything down there expands and flexes. It's made to accommodate a variety of shapes and sizes.
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Pro Tip: Always go with the Magnums. Smile knowingly as you make a show of pulling the box out of your dresser. Of course, they probably won't fit, and will make your normal weiner look small in the process of putting it on...but you'll always have that moment when you whip the Magnum out! 