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KoolHandDuke
Over 90 days ago
Male, 154
United States

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Quote by marcosurbina
Quote by KoolHandDuke
Marco my New Years Resolution is to start hanging out with you since these girls obviously spend all their free time at your place. Address Please.!!!!!


That's right, KoolHandDuke: What do you think about this shot of my girlfriend in my place. I trusted her enough as to let her into my bedroom!!





Marco after letting her in, We all know she would never leave, such a stud. oh you are definantly the man.
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Quote by castlequeen
I've been using some down time to work on a few new stories, and a few non-erotic ones. Hubby's been reading them all, and he thinks I could have some short stories published in various magazines. Is he just being nice, or do I show any real promise? And by magazines I don't mean Penthouse Forum... Be brutally honest, please, I do not want to embarrass myself when the rejection letter says things like "Your writing is unquestionably the worst shit we have ever seen. Please refrain from bothering us with any more of this wretched offal. Have a crappy day, The Editor."


Castlequeen I havent read any of your work (yet) but you do express yourself with the written word well. as far as rejections, i agree with all that say dont let it break you. just keep knocking at the door, one day they might be knocking at yours. Good luck, going to find some of your writing now.
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Quote by lexylove
Be assertive and be referred to as an "alpha female" not a "fucking bitch"




hahahaha, yeah lexy, thats unfortunant.
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well of course i wash my hands when im done, soap and water and dry. always when in public including visiting someone's home, but honestly there have been
a time or two when at home i may not have right away, but there was a 100% chance that I would be showering shortly anyway. sooooo no harm no foul.

I wear jeans and pull over or casual pants and button down shirt, sneakers or soft sole casual shoe depending on my mood.
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Quote by rxtales
no, but I love watching him have sex with another man


rxtales im not passing judgement one way or the other, just curiously wanted to know if you were serious about that.
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Quote by roccotool
I'm cringing at all these songs, but it sure is fun.

"Ebony And Ivory", by Paul McCartney and Wings


Paul McCartney and Stevie Wonder
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Quote by redhotmommacita
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Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
Ayiiiii Si Papi vamanos and I will teach you to moan in spanish baby sigame ( fallow me)


ummmmm Latina and Mandingo, LETS GO ummmmm mommacita
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This is halarious, great points made by men and women here. BRAVO BRAVO.
I am very impressed with Castle Queen's credentials, i'll certainly take her at her word.
but let me just say that women expel bodily gases to and I can prove it.
Honey, can you come talk to these good people over at Lush.
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Quote by redhotmommacita
WTF!!!! This is not fair to me... Ever had sex with the a Puerto Rican -- $20
Hell I have only ever had sex with Puerto Ricans !!!!!!



LMAO,

Now let me pay my fine $415.00
Do i get a reciept Rocco.
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Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
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rxtales maybe you should talk to Lydia, im only wearing a trench coat baby. here take a look.
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Quote by lexylove
Jack Black. Nothing's worse than the guy who is kind of funny, but ruins it because of his belief that he's five times funnier than he is.


Hi Lexy, Loved watching Jack Black in school of rock with my daugther, we enjoyed the movie.
hard to go wrong with a bunch of cute kids to help you out.
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Quote by roccotool
Pauly Shore? Who was the idiot that told him he could be in movies again?


Probably his mother. She owns a big time comedy club where baby boy cut his teeth.


Good point chef, but Mitzi did it reluctantly, what does that tell you, even his mother knew he was do do.
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Hi Everybody
Thought maybe I would try something to create even more fun at Lush.

Guys and Girls use your best or worse pick line or come on
on the person above you. Relax men its just good clean fun.


Example: KoolHandDuke

Next poster: Hey Duke can i get some frys with that shake.
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Quote by chefkathleen
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


I like that one, mind if i use it.
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Denver is just below the 'o' in Colorado.

The Mason line is the line running north of the Equator and the Dixon line is south.



Unfucking believable, Maybe if the teachers spent
more time teaching rather than fucking the students,
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Well im not that young kid anymore, youthful yes, young no. ever since I got involved with girls it has always been with older. Was 16 and with a cougar before the term was popular. love my women seasoned and mature.
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ME:...WHO'S IS IT, WHO'S PUSSY IS IT. .....HER:... debbie's......ME:....Ahhh mannnnnn.
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Quote by Bunny12
I think I'm thought of as a creative, straight forward no BS ball busting dominate bitch with a kinky sweet side and that's just the real me here and everywhere!



WOW WHAT A WOMAN!!!!