Hi Everybody
Thought maybe I would try something to create even more fun at Lush.
Guys and Girls use your best or worse pick line or come on
on the person above you. Relax men its just good clean fun.
Example: KoolHandDuke
Next poster: Hey Duke can i get some frys with that shake.
Hey Duke.....Can I take a ride on your General? (get it? Duke.....General Lee....Dukes of Hazzard) Lame, I know! LMAO!
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Sup pixie babe, I lost my number... can I have yours?
hey necho u must have fallen from heaven cause you look like an angel
"Haters make me FAMOUS!!!"
Sassy
Is that a sucker in your mouth Sassy or are you just happy to see me?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie, you look cold, come 'ere and lemme warm you up!
Pssssssst.... Lydia.....Psssssst over here......opening trench coat.
Duke if I were an enzyme I would be helicase so i could unzip your genes
Duke if I were an enzyme I would be helicase so i could unzip your genes
rxtales maybe you should talk to Lydia, im only wearing a trench coat baby. here take a look.
Ayi Mami todo eso es tujo Mami??....(oh Mommy all that is yours Mommy??)..My answer... oh yea like who's else is it going to be but mine piendejo.
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom" Heyyyyyyy you redhotmommacita you. i cant speak it in spanish, but i can do it in english, follow me.
I saw you on the floor, you got some sexy dance moves lady. Wanna come back to my place? Ill let you dance on my pole!
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. lady? im no lady, a slut maybe, now lets go dance on that pole.
Ha ha ha ha...sure thing Duke.
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. Primal, do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm Brian.
(in all seriousness, global warming is terrible)
Those polar bear commercials are misleading, the footage is not from global warming!
Hi, my penis is cold, can I warm it up in your vagina?
In order to know virtue, you must first become acquainted with vice.
- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade
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En vis mann slår aldri en hund i klubben med en stokk, fordi hunden vil vende rundt og biter mannens ballene av. I'm here...what were your other two wishes?
"Apart from being hot, what else have you got going for you?"
"Here's 50 cents baby, go ring your mother and tell her you won't be coming home tonight."
My girlfriend used this one on me and it worked : "Wanna fuck?"
Does that other head of yours blow like the one in your picture, baby?
WOW, with those big cum to bed eyes baby, get your coat you`ve pulled
Ok the worst pickup line: "Hey, miss you got something on your chest.....MY EYES."
Other bad pickup lines: How come I know all the digits of Pi, and not the seven digits of your number?
Do you work at subway? Because you just gave me a foot long!
Why don't you sit on my lap and talk about the first thing that POPS up.
I can spell boobies on my calculator but i much rather see yours...
Girl. if i were a watermelon, would you spit out my seed?
Loser: Did it hurt?
Person: Excuse me?
Loser: When you fell from heaven, did it hurt?
Person gets up and leaves.
Lydia baby if good looks was a min, you'd be an hour.
Kool is that a banana in your pocket or are you happy to see me!
Bunny12
Bunny Rabbits cute and fuzzy they want to love you but they have razor sharp teeth - don't piss them off! Hey Bunny....ya wanna hump like rabbits?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Hey JACK wanna send JILL to ma place....she will return with much more experince and naughty........lol.....damn i wish i could have used a pick up line for anyladies.......sorry JACK
