Advanced Wordsmith
hey Pixie, this cowboy can ride for a lot longer than 8 seconds. want to start our own rodeo?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
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Forum Whore
Quote by Gryphon
hey Pixie, this cowboy can ride for a lot longer than 8 seconds. want to start our own rodeo?
Cyber flirting:
Lydia says: Gryphon....
Gryphon says:
Active Ink Slinger
hey Mami you want a hot dog to go with that milkshake of yours?
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Want to play Circus??? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight...
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Active Ink Slinger
hey cowboy, wanna get naked, meet me at time square.
Flutterby Pharie
Hey Duke, Im a sad eyed puppy and I have lost my master.....wanna take me home?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Advanced Wordsmith
holding your hand. " ouch, your so hot."
Active Ink Slinger
Erotic... let's go back to my place... I'll give you 10 inches in 10 minutes... we'll fuck twice with a 5 minute breather in between.
Active Ink Slinger
its time you came and had a look at my bedroom celing
Forum Whore
You turn me on...so let's turn the lights off. 
Active Ink Slinger
(based on your AV) Ok, Oniel, I'll do ya, but im gonna need a few more drinks.
Alpha Blonde
Last Month At a Bar:
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
Artistic Tart
One dancer to another, you show me your moves, I'll show you mine baby.
Active Ink Slinger
Just came across these:
1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
3. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
4. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my nuts tighten up!
5. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch
Not saying I've used them, but hoping the chance might come.
1. Did ya fart? 'Cos ya just blew me away!
2. My love for you is like diarrhoea. I just cant hold it in!
3. Is there a mirror in your knickers? 'Cos I can see myself in them!
4. Your body reminds me of a spanner. Evertime I think of you my nuts tighten up!
5. You might not be the best looking girl in here, but beauty is only a light switch
Not saying I've used them, but hoping the chance might come.
"Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English." - Korben Dallas, from The Fifth Element
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
"If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must man be of learning from experience?" - George Bernard Shaw
Active Ink Slinger
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Active Ink Slinger
Is your favourite colour red by any chance? You can give me red anyday...
What winks and fucks like a tiger? Winks!
