hey Pixie, this cowboy can ride for a lot longer than 8 seconds. want to start our own rodeo?
A wise man speaks because he has something to say, a fool speaks because he has to say something. - unknown
hey Mami you want a hot dog to go with that milkshake of yours?
Behind every strong soldier there is even a stronger woman who raised him " Proud Army Mom"
Purveyor of Poetry & Porn
Want to play Circus??? You sit on my face and I'll guess your weight...
hey cowboy, wanna get naked, meet me at time square.
Hey Duke, Im a sad eyed puppy and I have lost my master.....wanna take me home?
♥ Listen, touch, and look around in the air and on the ground. If you watch all nature's things, you might just see a fairy's wings. ♥
Pixie, your pants are so shiny I can see myself in them!
Hi there Rocco, Im Necho, mind if I take you home, tie you up and cover you with whip cream then invite tech over to create the worlds newest bestes porn dvd?
Baby you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet!
holding your hand. " ouch, your so hot."
Remember me? Oh that's right I've only met you in my dreams.
Erotic... let's go back to my place... I'll give you 10 inches in 10 minutes... we'll fuck twice with a 5 minute breather in between.
its time you came and had a look at my bedroom celing
i lost my teddy bear, can i sleep with you?
I'm feeling really cold .. can you help get me hot hun !!
(based on your AV) Ok, Oniel, I'll do ya, but im gonna need a few more drinks.
Excuse me, im new in town. Can i have directions to your place?
If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?
You with all those curves and me with no breaks.
are you alone? what's your name? *smile
Last Month At a Bar:
to set the scene... I am quietly sitting near the bar, texting on my Blackberry.
A guy sitting nearby comes over, gives me his most winning smile and says "Are you sending a text to Tiger Woods... you look like you could be one of his girls... I mean... in a good way".
Not kidding.
Complement...NOT
One dancer to another, you show me your moves, I'll show you mine baby.
I think I'm drunk with adoration. Have we met before?
Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
Is your favourite colour red by any chance? You can give me red anyday...
What winks and fucks like a tiger? Winks!
I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
