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KnightOfPassion
Over 90 days ago
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Okay, the rest of them are hilarious, but...
That's actually quite smart and funny, isn't it?
...
Well, I think it is!
12."Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man.'"
Russell Beland, Springfield
That's actually quite smart and funny, isn't it?
...
Well, I think it is!
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Quote by AutumnNymph"How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?"
"The Knights Templar."
"Oh my."
And that's how Dan Brown got the idea for his new book.
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Instant conspiracy theory: answer each question with either "the CIA", "the Bavarian Illuminati", or "the Knights Templar".
"How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?"
"The CIA."
"Oooooooh."
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Congratulations to you, Lush, and thanks to everyone here who has stopped me from being properly productive for the last year!
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I think all this crap won't last more than the next year or two. As our global data infrastructure improves, we're going to reach the point where information transfer will be - like phone calls now - effectively free. Of course, that won't stop people trying to make money out of it, but I think that within the next ten years we're going to achieve geek nirvana: constant connection to our online life, at speeds which exceed anything a normal person could use, for free.
Seriously, in 2018, if I'm not sitting by my pool streaming four channels of HD-video porn onto my laptop, there's going to be trouble!
And then, the revolution! ;)
Seriously, in 2018, if I'm not sitting by my pool streaming four channels of HD-video porn onto my laptop, there's going to be trouble!
And then, the revolution! ;)
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Good God, Lush, that was uncalled for!
I don't know about Olga - she's cute, but she's no Halle...
I don't know about Olga - she's cute, but she's no Halle...
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What makes me laugh about this is that they are getting divorced, yet he was visiting the brothel to have sex with someone else, so he obviously cheats anyway. What an idiot.
Ooh, are we skirting the inevitable "is having sex with a prostitute cheating" debate? ;)
But you're absolutely right on the second point: idiot!
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you guys are crackers.
You wouldn't have us any other way ;)
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I certainly did, Curious2c - although, in fairness, I get that tingling every time Lush posts ;)
Knight
Knight
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I'm with you, Curious2c. Lush's poetry has immediately given me a big stiff cock that I must fuck into a wet pussy before filling it with my boiling cum.
Gee, *thanks* Lush ;)
Knight
Gee, *thanks* Lush ;)
Knight
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Um, I suddenly have rugged good looks, an eidetic memory and a twelve-inch cock.
That's a hell of an upgrade, Lush... ;)
That's a hell of an upgrade, Lush... ;)
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Hmm...
I don't think my technique has changed a great deal - not since I stumbled across the things which work best for me, anyway.
In terms of technique, there are very few constants. The first is a good lube - I mean yeah, you can masturbate without, but why would you want to? I favour Durex Play at the moment, although it does have a tendency to get a little sticky before I'm done. Then, there's the matter of additional stimulation - as much as I enjoy pictorial porn, the written word is the best way to arouse me.
So, with a mind afire with erotic imagery, it's a generous handful of lube and long, slow strokes. As I get closer to the orgasm, the strokes get faster and my grip gets tighter, but the strokes still run from tip to root.
Wow, that was candid... hope it helps!
I don't think my technique has changed a great deal - not since I stumbled across the things which work best for me, anyway.
In terms of technique, there are very few constants. The first is a good lube - I mean yeah, you can masturbate without, but why would you want to? I favour Durex Play at the moment, although it does have a tendency to get a little sticky before I'm done. Then, there's the matter of additional stimulation - as much as I enjoy pictorial porn, the written word is the best way to arouse me.
So, with a mind afire with erotic imagery, it's a generous handful of lube and long, slow strokes. As I get closer to the orgasm, the strokes get faster and my grip gets tighter, but the strokes still run from tip to root.
Wow, that was candid... hope it helps!
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My resolutions for this year? Write less, drink more wine, give up exercise entirely.
I'm pleased to report that, so far at least, my resolutions are all working out perfectly!
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Happy New Year To All!
I hope 2008 starts in the best possible way, and all your indiscretions are forgotten by the morning ;)
I hope 2008 starts in the best possible way, and all your indiscretions are forgotten by the morning ;)
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My resolutions for this year? Write less, drink more wine, give up exercise entirely.
At least this way, breaking my resolutions in the first week of the new year might do me some good!
At least this way, breaking my resolutions in the first week of the new year might do me some good!
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Y'know, I remember when all this was fields...
Hi everyone, I'm Knight and, way back in the spring of 2007, I used to hang around here submitting stories and generally making the place look untidy. Well, I took a long break from writing erotica, but now I'm back, and I've brought some stories with me.
I won't be fully up to speed until after New Year, but I've submitted something to whet your appetites - and, if any of you remember my We Love Lucy story, keep your eyes peeled for brand new chapters in the next couple of days!
And while it may be considered a little late, I'd like to wish all of you a happy festive season!
Knight
Hi everyone, I'm Knight and, way back in the spring of 2007, I used to hang around here submitting stories and generally making the place look untidy. Well, I took a long break from writing erotica, but now I'm back, and I've brought some stories with me.
I won't be fully up to speed until after New Year, but I've submitted something to whet your appetites - and, if any of you remember my We Love Lucy story, keep your eyes peeled for brand new chapters in the next couple of days!
And while it may be considered a little late, I'd like to wish all of you a happy festive season!
Knight
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I desperately want to believe this is a real letter - so I do ;)
Excellent stuff, Neo!
Knight
Excellent stuff, Neo!
Knight
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What can I say except, possibly, OMG? To be rated at all is wonderful - to be ranked alongside writers like Susan, Nathan and Scarletdown is a true honour. Thank you to everyone who read my stories, and here's to the ongoing success of LushStories!
A very humble (and excited!) Knight
A very humble (and excited!) Knight
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I don't need a damn scientist to make me feel validated about my site!
But now that you have one, you should at least get a snazzy Kinsey Institute-approved banner or something...
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Well, I only *intended* to look for more pics, but now you mention it... ;)
Thanks anyway, Insomniac!
Thanks anyway, Insomniac!
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I have to confess, I've never seen Henry's armour in the flesh, only via the modern miracle of the interweb. The groinal plating of my own armour is a matter of some speculation - unfortunately, I can only reveal it in person ;)
But I am glad you've reconsidered stripping it from me - after all, what is a Knight without his protection?
Knight
But I am glad you've reconsidered stripping it from me - after all, what is a Knight without his protection?
Knight
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This is a great idea! I'll hurry off and post...
No, actually, I don't have any love stories. But if Susan's magnificent story is anything to go by, this will soon be a very enjoyable category!
Knight
No, actually, I don't have any love stories. But if Susan's magnificent story is anything to go by, this will soon be a very enjoyable category!
Knight
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Hm - there must be a good market for a USB-compatible vibrator that someone could control over the net? It would add a new dimension to cybersex, for sure!
And I think "half-cocked" is a perfectly good phrase for a woman as well as a man - after all, what's more frustrating that only getting half?
And I think "half-cocked" is a perfectly good phrase for a woman as well as a man - after all, what's more frustrating that only getting half?
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Now now you two - get a room!
Now *that's* a function that should be added to the forums!
In any case, there's only one solution I can think of:
... of course, that's my answer to everything!Knight
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Hi Xara,
I've always thought that sexiness doesn't come from individual body-parts; it comes from being confident and comfortable with your body. If you feel that implants will make you more attractive, then go for it!
That's my $0.02, anyway ;)
Knight
I've always thought that sexiness doesn't come from individual body-parts; it comes from being confident and comfortable with your body. If you feel that implants will make you more attractive, then go for it!
That's my $0.02, anyway ;)
Knight
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I love it, but... well, has anyone seen the lid for that can of worms you're holding?Besides, I know Susan likes me, and that's enough. Oh, and I've got the URL for this page, so I can post it all over the net and people can find it themselves ;)
Knight