As a card carrying member of the Muff Divers Union I have no preference.

Blindfolded secured in a specially designed chair and having four or five women take turns sitting on my face to see which one orgasms first. Then eating them all to climax leaving my face and hair a matted mess and me a very happy individual.

Wanting and lonely.

Well lets see one I think of often involves me a blindfold, five horny women, a special chair,and bound hands, and finally facesitting. Include a pair of twins and really test my theory.

I really have no preference. I will lick any kitty as it is presented to me, and I really don't mind going to the dentist for a haircut.

Wow too many questions at once. Bottom line is yes I masterbate. Yes I often think of someone while in the process. The only thing not asked is why do you masturbate.

Fruit, chips, cheese, lunch meats are all excellent choices. But, My favorite snack midnight or otherwise is a nice moist pussy.

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The just lick it look

That's my goal to lick as many as I have permission to.

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"Open those legs and let me use my tongue down there "

Could not have said it better.

Never been one for the pantie fetish but lately I have a reoccurring dream where a platonic friend visits uses the restroom then comes out and secretly hands me her panties. Frustrating because that is where I wake up.

The state everyone hates in the valley that feeds the world.

Not bloody likely.🤣

Very sexy. If given the opportunity I would follow the instructions on her favorite shirt.

I'm tossing back a couple of Busch Beers the only kind I get these days.

Yes I would stay and watch her. I would then ask her if she thought my tongue would feel better. I will never miss a opportunity to help a lady in distress.

Yum I think plump women taste better.

Cote De Pablo

Brandi Love

Patty Loveless

Shania Twain

Fiona Dolman

Not into men but I'll play along.

Ok I tried to find one but I cannot find one that I man crush. Failed to answer the question.

1. Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, green beans, cornbread,and peach cobbler.

2. Couple pitchers of Guinness.

3. Green Mile.

4. God I Need a Favor- Jelly Roll and Bury Me in Georgia.

5. Cote De Pablo to sit on my face because that is how I want to go out.

I do it now because my wife no longer has an interest in sex of any kind and I do not have a friend with benefits.

I can not remember back that far.

Cowgirl, reverse cowgirl,or best of all my face like a bicycle.

Porterville California,U.S.A. Born there schooled there. College just North of there in Fresno. Moved to the coast now back in Porterville. Why? You ask, simple grandbabies. Down fall my lovers are now too far away for a discreet meeting on a whim lol small price to pay I guess.

Eye glasses and the little pops and squeaks a woman makes when my lips and tongue are dancing with her pussy lips and clit.

Pork chops, Rice Pilaf, and Fried Green Tomatoes. First of the season.

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The woman I was drinking with the night before. I like his train of thought.

But afterwards huevoes rancheros con chili verde overeasy. Back that up with a bowl of menudo or pezzole. All washed down with a ice cold Coca-Cola or three.

Yes. It is my favorite pastime. I just like everything about it.

Plain and simple good old fashioned pussy eating.

Both since you asked. Although I probably lean more to the giving side. I always figured that if I could drive a lover insane with my pussy licking skills they would be more willing to return the favor. I say the day I cannot bring a woman to orgasm with my tongue is the day I start preaching, because no man can save souls like one who has lost his own.

Pro. I use them in a variety of dishes or fried as an appetizer.

Jack and Ginger rocks