I asked a similar question of the ladies, but guys, if you had to ascribe a personality to your penis (as many authors here often do: timid, proud, adventurous, restrained, outgoing, etc.) how would you characterize it?
I'm going to go with usually jaunty but prone to occasional bouts of lethargy when drunk.
Don't believe everything that you read.
Optimist.
His name is Trigger. Handsome and well-groomed fellow. Curious and excitable. Playful and full of vigor. A connoisseur of textures.
Wanting and lonely.
My personality = my cock's personality.
My Dirty Talk competition entry: No-Dating Policy
I get dicked by a federal agent. My top-ten Noir competition entry: Dick Job
My alliteration-addled Free Sprit competition entry: Buff Bluff in Banff
Card catalog? Hard catalog! My library
affectionate
I'm an extrovert but my cock is pretty shy. That's probably because it doesn't get out much any more.
