Saturday morning arrived, and I dedicated the entire span to cleaning my house. Not that it was filthy or anything, but in the solitude of my own company, I managed to find dust bunnies I had previously missed. After several hours of deep cleaning, every surface and corner sparkled as if Mary Poppins could walk in with her white glove and nod approvingly. With a sense of accomplishment, I rewarded myself with a relaxing s...