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JohnSmith10
4 days ago
Bi-curious Cis Male, 31
0 miles · England

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Not sure why that would be an issue... if the shoe fits, who cares if she had sex 10 days or 10 years ago?
Really not... The chase is a lot of work so why give up your reward?

And in many cases if she's worth the chase, she's worth catching.
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I am wondering if that's because of the FA cup game yesterday?



Not at all haha... Not a Lincoln fan but good guess :P
Physically... better than I've been in years

Mentally... the worst I've been in 23 years of life.
Obviously a big house is up there but the ABSOLUTE first thing I'm going to buy is a plane ticket to see the woman I love!
1) Surely any woman with a kid can be considered a MILF - so with that in mind an 18 year old could be a MILF

2) In my eyes, MILFs graduate into GILFs after age 50

3) Yes. Otherwise they are simply WILFs
I usually accept random friend/chat requests because I'm interested in chatting to new people
Saw one on a car earlier today that said... "Gas, Grass or Ass... Nobody rides for free" - certainly made me chuckle!
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I enjoyed Apocalypse but I think it's the weakest movie of the new trilogy, Apocalypse was seriously underdone by the directors and producers, the casting was spot on though


I think you are right... Although I have to say, one of the main scenes involving QuickSilver is one of my favorite scenes from a movie in a long time!
I'm looking forward to seeing what comes of the Assassin's Creed Movie - as a big fan of the game series, I'm interested to see how the movie compares!
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The x men apocalypse and the new borne movie! Can't wait to see them


X Men Apocalypse is very good, James McAvoy stars in the role as Professor X
One from me now and I was spoilt for choice! I honestly could have picked anything from the likes of Lee Evans, Michael McIntyre or Micky Flanagan to name a few but the one I went with comes from Al Murray. I remember when I first saw this I nearly laughed my lungs up especially at the Scottish section (play from 5:09, if you want to experience it)

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Seen it before but it makes me laugh every time - good choice that man!
In my head I prefer an equal exchange of ideas so we can bounce ideas off one another equally but in reality it's probably more 60-40 in favor of my partner, that way I know what makes the person I'm talking to click and I can keep the conversation relevant to things their interested in. Plus doing things that way mean I'm less likely to bore my chatting partner!
Reading this topic made me check my own views and it turns out (as of writing this) I'm 2 views away from 3,000!... Hardly the astronomical numbers that some of you have got and it has taken me almost two years to get to this point but 3,000 is a nice number nevertheless!
I love my job!!!... I'd be there more if I could however due to my zero hour contract and how the hours are spread out amongst the staff at my place of work, I only get a limited amount of hours sad
Like the chap above me said, sometimes yes but not everytime... Although in the majority of cases, the mothers in the MILF stories on here sound like a dream!
Never actually shed a tear over an anime although this scene from one of the Pokemon movies got me pretty close!

(Linda) Friday
Eva Angelina
Jenna Presley
Phoenix Marie
Ashlynn Leigh

They're a few of my favorites! (in no particular order)
1) No
2) Yes. Sometimes I'll challenge myself and do it standing up but sometimes I can't be bothered and sit down to do it!
3) All of the above
4) No. It can be slightly painful if it's pressed down by some particularly tight jeans but otherwise no
5) Usually think of something non sexual but it doesn't always work!
To answer your question, I'm a reader but not a writer and I rarely leave a score below 4...

... however I would like to add that this is partly down to how offended writers get if you score anything less than 4. In my opinion the rating system on this site is broken and people leave 5's regardless of how good or bad the story actually is. For example, I rated a story a 4 recently and logged on to Lush later that day to find a scathing message from the author who was furious with the low score. I argued that 4 wasn't a bad score but they were having none of it!

In some cases I genuinely think it's better to leave no rating than give your actual opinion.