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Jaymal
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Jaymal
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Thanks to y'all who read and voted! Congratulations to Ashleigh and Emilia for their top places and to everyone who was biting at our asses. To my shame I have to catch up on my contest reading, something I'll do soon. It's good to be back in the thick of things.
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Happy Birthday, sexy Candy Girl! Here's wishing you hot and sexy times. HUGE HUG, Jake ;)
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Quote by ArtAngel




How much does that one give away about you, Angel? ;)
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Ash, your birthday is on Groundhog Day!!! Does that mean you'll be celebrating over and over and over again?????
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Spritely Rach - Happy Feckin' Birthday!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I appear to have attached a Neely episode as my signature!!! I'd forgotten that...
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Good work, Alan. Always healthy to laugh at our own pain...
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Happy Birthday, Gem!!!!!!!!!

Hope you're having a great day.

Jake xox
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The masturbation scene(s) in The Secretary - James Spader while looking at Maggie Gyllenhaal's ass, then her alone in the toilet cubicle after. Sensationally hot.
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Got to second Dancing Doll's 'Casting Couch' recommendation. Mia_Erotica is a favourite writer of mine. Deserves way more exposure here on Lush. Can't find it right now, so here's her link to another, equally good:
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The red beans and rice I just ate. While watching The Book of Eli, which was a pretty damn good movie.
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Jogging bottoms, hoodie, slippers. Damn. There goes the mystery.
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Was having very rude and inventive phone sex with a friend several years ago. She suggested I turn one of my more inventive scenarios into a story, so I did. Got a taste for it. Like Damon above, I found it easier to write to my own fantasies than to find stories which dealt with them sufficiently well. Oh yes - and then the writing aspect began to get its claws into me...
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Couldn't do it, Doll. I've spent too much time earning from jobs I hate. I could write to spec if it inspired me, but ain't no one gonna make me force it out when it constipates me. Now there's a disagreeable metaphor.
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Good news. Although I'm anticipating Elbow's new one even more.
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Peddling stories (well, giving them away), trying to build up a readership.

Interacting with other writers and readers with an opinion. All the damn fun that's available.
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uninterested and disinterested

although maybe the evolution of the English language is merging them?

goddam, screw that - not going to let it happen!!!
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I'm rubbish, I know. A whole day late. Happy Birthday, Dancing Doll. Hope you had a great one. Jake
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Guys,

What can I say? I was out partying and spent the greater part of today at a friend's place in recovery. Who'd've thought chilli would be good for that???

I've just got home to find a Lush forum birthday thread in my honour - how damn perfect. Thanks to Anastasia for kicking it off and to everyone else for adding the good wishes, cake and song. I feel inspired to write more...

Birthday kisses all round, even for Dirty Martini (the artist formerly known as Exacta),

Jake
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Thanks for all the congrats and the votes. You made this writer very happy.

Hope everyone had a happy Earth Day,

Jaymal
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