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Jack_42
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 81
0 miles · Prague

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Whilst touring the West Coast with some Czech people they kept wanting buffets where you could eat as much as you like. These were mainly Chinese places. After a surfeit of such fare I searched for an alternative and found a chain called The Golden Corral where they had many varieties of U.S. food - not just the stereo type fast food places. So I have fond memories of those places as it shows the U.S. does not subsist on only various types of heart attack food. I wonder if they're still around?
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Ines wears Chanel No.5 (not all the time), me, nothing.



Happy Birthday Mr President.
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One night whilst licking my gf her husband suddenly sucked my cock - but I still consider myself straight and it would have been churlish to object. smile
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if i were as bold as some folks on this forum, life would be an adventure.


Bb
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Google translate - how to say ''Where you from you sexy thing?'' in Czech.
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To retain my vitality despite getting older.
To be able to play like Chet Atkins.
To meet another dangerous redhead.
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That all the crazy shopping doesn't start another Covid wave but it will I think.
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It depends on if I go out or not. If I get up and don't go out I will be naked. But if I go shopping or something it would be pointless and a drag to get naked as soon as I get back in. Also cooking naked can be painful as can swimming be. But I have no problem with being naked and if we all walked around naked in hot weather I'd have no problem with it - more sort of honest.
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Doesn't seem to be upsetting Prince Andrew's career much.
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Ankle sized suede boots - we used to call them desert boots.
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Meggsy has described it perfectly.
yes very valid point but would that apply to anal?
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1. Who are you (e.g. pen name, how you make a living etc)? Jack Freeman play music and teach English - sometimes simultaneously.

2. If you could host a dinner party for any five people (dead or alive), who would they be? P.G Wodehouse: Stephen Fry: Walter Matthau: Rosetta Tharpe: Ingrid Bergman.

3. Riskiest place you’ve done it? On a traffic roundabout.

4. Best writing tip you’ve ever received? From my college professor, ''If you are very happy and confident that you've written something well. Think again. ''

5. Which famous author does your writing most resemble? My erotic stuff is not consciously copying anybody but when I self analyzed my satirical stuff I realized I had been subconsciously influenced by P.G. Wodehouse.

6. Favourite story (and author) on Lush? Angleika by Harbour.

7. Any advice for new members of Lush? Be aware that there may be cultural differences between those who monitor your stories and yourself.
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I'm naive I thought there were going to be scenes of females in aquariums or holding gold fish bowls.
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I once wrote a story about Buddy Holly - he missed the plane but lost his memory. After 20 years he remembered - went to a local music store and convinced people who he was by playing ''That'll be the day. The day that I die. '' I so wanted the story to be true.
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I will be guesting with a band tomorrow and am relearning a self composition On The Road (inspired by Jack Kerouac) and ironically have to figure out exactly what I played on the recording so am listening to myself because I've forgotten the solo. smile
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As a then mobile phone operator a young girl called from Glasgow and asked me this question. We were monitored and were unable to disconnect a call so this was my response. ''Never measured it.'' She then asked if I had a six pack I replied not at the moment but I do like the odd drink of lager. Then she asked ''Would you like phone sex?'' I replied (and this was heard by my colleagues of mainly girls), ''Look apart from your sexual preferences is there anything else I can help you with?'' The caller disconnected and my team mates started objecting to my remark. However and coincidentally my call had been monitored and the supervisor in question felt that I had handled the call correctly.
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As a then mobile phone operator a young girl called from Glasgow and asked me this question. We were monitored and were unable to disconnect a call so this was my response. ''Never measured it.'' She then asked if I had a six pack I replied not at the moment but I do like the odd drink of lager. Then she asked ''Would you like phone sex?'' I replied (and this was heard by my colleagues of mainly girls), ''Look apart from your sexual preferences is there anything else I can help you with?'' The caller disconnected and my team mates started objecting to my remark. However and coincidentally my call had been monitored and the supervisor in question felt that I had handled the call correctly.
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Quite complicated. I was living in Cyrpus and advertized as a teacher of English on . I never received a response until a year later when I returned to the Czech Republic. This was from a Russian woman who wanted me to teach her daughter who had attended school in Cyprus but was now back in Moscow. The mother wanted her child to keep up her English and asked me what fee I would require. I said if she could accommodate me whilst I visited Moscow I would do it for free. The girl was 11 at the time but is now a teenager and we are still in communication. Not to be attributed to any correction by myself but her English sounds like a native speaker and she herself is now a typical impatient teenager asking awkward questions which I quite like because as I get older I like all young people even the bolshie teenagers. smile (as a note for any U.S. 'reds in the bed' reaction - bolshie is a colloquial British military expression and does not mean Bolshevik but has been extended to define just any awkward or demanding person).
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I like lesbian seduction of straight girls because if I was a girl I think I'd be a lesbian.