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"I think I inserted it too far in."

"There's nothing wrong with hydroxychloroquine. GIMME MOAHRRRRR."

"Toupée or not Toupée. What was the question again?"
It looks like Melania turned on the vibrating anal plug which has him all flustered.

"Anal is the safe word?"
"Then he pulled off his face to reveal the reptilian alien hidden within."
"If she wasn't my daughter I'd be dating her. Just look at her."

Oh wait a minute he actually said that.
A picture of honesty, truth and genuine caring for his fellow Americans. (spoken with tongue in cheek)
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
Did I pick the right colour tie this morning?
Don'cha just love... I mean don'tcha love my hair style?
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx