My problem with rabbits is that they are not beautiful toys; besides, they are meant to be held by hand (I think) which rather clashes with my style.
- I'm thinking of getting a vibrator that I can put inside my underwear and press against me. - I like hot showers and I'm open to trying a waterproof toy, although I've never tried playing under the shower.
I believe 1st person flows better. However, I'm always trying to get something different, more original, a "twist in the narrator", if you please.
Sometimes I feel it is a great idea, sometimes - not that much. Having a third "person" narrate brings more opportunities of using both 1st person, third person, and jolts of humor, which otherwise wouldn't be obtainable. However, it also distracts from the story. I'm continuing this because I believe originality in a story is what sets it apart from others, and even if you couldn't get off, you'd certainly remember it.
I can provide thick Slavic accent, if anyone is interested.
Hello.
I'll be 100% blunt.
First: I'm a student, who has won several awards in literature, although in poetry.
Second: Another important fact is I happen to enjoy erotica. Very much. I've read countless stories, watched porn alone, picked movies with my SO, especially parody porn (Holy conspiracy!)
Third: I have an owl. A little, plush owl, whose name is... no, I'm not giving it away, since he has his own FB profile and you may find him. He likes anonymity. My owl was given for Christmas to me by my husband. The first thing he did while staying with us was jumping from a shelf onto my husband's head in the darkness. Their relationship is very strained.
On top of that, I found my owl to be a notorious philanderer, a hedonist, an alcoholic and a thief, with no regard of private property and decency. I've caught him spying on female friends, relatives (my mother!), I've found him in a bar in Berlin rolling among empty vodka bottles. I've had sexy Japanese, French, German and American women begging me just for a chance to have a picture of him. He got lost in the chateau of Versailles, Paris, and no one knows what he'd doing there, before security found him.
My owl found Lush via me and decided to try his wing in writing. He doesn't care what his readers think at all, but I do. I believe some feedback could be desired.
Thanks in advance.
The story is named The Owl Goes Deutsch. I couldn't post a link.
So... I read complaints about Lily and Nea, for being too weak, which makes me hesitant. And, being expensive, I'd like to hit the target from the first time, so to speak.
