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HalftoneTony
3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 34
0 miles · Leicester

About

I'm married, straight, and here mainly to try to write some stories and share them with other people. I started to write a few years ago and enjoy reading and viewing erotica that has a little style and wit... and trying to produce something similar! I like tales with a humorous twist, and girls getting their bottoms smacked are likely to get the creative juices flowing..

Interests
Training, rather feebly, in my efforts to keep Cap'n Fat at bay, bars and beers of the world (well, anywhere I can get a drink), travelling, especially to beaches where you can see naked girls, um, finding ever more ingenious ways to avoid work and other tedious commitments.

Favorite Books
History and eighteenth century novels; lightweight science.

Favorite Movies
Comedy and crime, and good sci-fi

Favorite TV Shows
Not many qualify.. Babestation (but you have to pay for the best bits)

Favorite Music
70s - 80s underground, blues, some black American jazz, some classical, especially Bach (he's the father - or one of them - of rock)
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Chelsie's Dream

Chelsie finds an uncanny similarity between her dream and events of two centuries ago

"Ow!" said Chelsie. "Stop that!" She looked behind her. Nothing. She looked over her other shoulder. The long, dark corridor was empty. Nothing moved in the gloomy old house. But someone - or something - had definitely touched her behind. Alarmed, she scuttled back to her room and shut the door. To her frustration she saw that although there was a large, gaping keyhole, no key was to be seen. She had heard that in the nin...