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HaileSelassie
Over 90 days ago
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The sort of labia Australia chooses to allow is indeed lovely but it's certainly some fucked-up shit that the censors there only allow one type. Au natural women are always better than surgically altered types and it's quite horrible that they essentially shame women into surgery to "correct" their bodies.
Quote by nicola

Smacking around? I don't think we want your type around here.

You most definitely wouldn't if I had any desire to do that in a nonconsensual context. Luckily this is not the case, I like ladies who are into that.
Black and straight back. I'm lucky as hell- it looks good and just does that when I'm in the shower.
Quote by FantasyFiction
I like petite girls, but not extremely thin girls.

Second. Nice and short is convenient for dominating, smacking around.smile
He's going to a wedding, that thing he's holding is the gift, he sees this on the way and asks a cop to take a picture.
Quote by sexybitch1
I'm just wondering about this question?

Ironically, Lima doesn't agree with your avatar.

I'll answer the question excluding porn actually made just for me since that would win hands-down. In no order:
Amber Rayne- rough blowbang
punishment_Blindfolded_throatfuck.wmv (amateur homemade)
Violet's first fisting shoot on FTV. I have no idea why I like this one.
Julie Night- The Blowjob Adventures of Dr Fellatio 43 Scene 8
I'm sure I'll come up with another.

Also, my favorite manga artists ie the only ones worth mentioning:
Sink
Oyster when it's not TOO fucked up
Tomari Ohwada
Utamaro Kakinomoto
Type90

Radio edit: I'll up just about any of this upon request. And why the fuck do all the good artists do loli shit half the time? Gah.
People who think they're more humble or better than I (I'm a million times more than anyone else so there)
People with overinflated egos
People who aren't very self-aware
Hypocrites
Quote by Juice
At the time, I wanted to hurt men, because my heart was broke. It was a blatantly immoral way to be so I stopped.

Fixed that for you.
Being straight-up is usually best but I have been known to walk on the crazier side when it comes to picking ladies and in one past case she was so unstable all I had to do was wait for the next time she tried to break it up.

Edit: I knew a guy who had a pretty bad story with a former wife. They were poor, fighting about who knows what and for revenge the wife burned his old collection of trading cards while he was out THAT VERY DAY busily getting them appraised and offered thirty thousand dollars for. That's a pretty big coffin nail in a marriage.
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in all honesty, it is march 20 2010 right now at 930 at night, and the last time i had sex was april 8 2008, yes im dead serious, it was mine and wifes anniversary adn we had sex. now since then i have ahad a few, maybe like 4 blow jobs and maybe 8 hand jobs, last bj was on anniversary last year 2009 and last hand job was in december of 09, we are divorced now...hehe imagine that so in honesty its been just a month shy of two years since i felt a woman soft woarm juicy puusy surrounding my cock. anyone want to help with that?

Jesus Christ. You were married all that time and she did not desire sex ONCE in at least a fuckin' year and a half? Maybe it's just because I'm younger than a lot of you but I honestly cannot imagine any human being having a libido that fuckin' dead under any circumstances whatsoever.
I've tried juggling partners once before and it's too much fucking effort. I've finally figured out why go with three different people who can please different aspects of your mental/sexual tastes when you can just find one person who's the Horniest Girl Ever to do them all?
Quote by roccotool
She must not be too good if he's sleeping.

Or quite the opposite- she IS too good, went at it too much and he passed out.
The choice is easy for me since I don't even like the vast majority of professional porn. Amber Rayne. The only porn star I've seen who knows how to suck a dick right.
Connery. I don't like what the movies have slowly become. He's a spy. In the beginning it was "Bond, go spy on the enemy". Nowadays it's "Bond, go blow shit up".