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GoNE68
1 month ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Aberdeen

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Quote by kiera
This morning.


Lucky you. Hi Kiera

Last weekend.
Well 68 is one less than 69, so it's a case of you do me, and I'm owe you one.

GoNE stands for Ghost of Numf -El, a crap superhero I wrote stories about on the Legion website prior to discovering erotica.

There you go then.
I generally wonder why so many people can't actually spell masturbate on an erotic writing site.
I'm guessing neat No 7 would be more appropriate. Though I'm sure a strong black coffee with a hit of the former could work too.
Quote by ChandlerAja2


Seems to me it is our responsibility to teach the eager but ignorant guy. Your next sister will appreciate your effort.

OMG you may get him back again.emKHLrpNf70qKXNh


A bit of constructive criticism should always go down well ;)
At the end of the day you gals are all individuals and will like your tongue served slightly different. What works for one doesn't necessarily work for the next. But it's always fun trying to find out. ?
Titty fucks aren't quite as easy if your partner is under a C cup. But in my limited experience that isn't a deal breaker - in fact I'm sure one of my ex's didn't even rate an A cup but she had the most sensitive bullet nipples that were wonderful to play with.
As was said above, confidence is important in a partner. And conversely I would imagine that whining that you've got small tits would be a turn off.
I'll be with you in five - just got to go and crack one off.
If you take it by what most recent studies say, then I'm slightly above average. If you take it by the previous answers in this thread then I'm well below average. Either we're a strangely above average set of strangers, or less than average members aren't posting on here, or we gotta whole loada liars or maybe the studies are deliberately skewed by small-dicked analysts.
Never tried - guess it would be interesting to find out.
Quote by kiera
ARGGGGHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING.


I think that just about sums my mood up today.
I am resigned to the fact I'm only getting 2 hours of sleep.
Think it must be approaching a month. Think my balls are just going to start leaking any minute now.
I reckon that approx 95% of people on here at any given time are horny, and the others are checking to see if anyone has commented on their latest story or posted new pics on their wall.
Happy Birthday gorgeous - hope you have a wonderful day ?
I bet your partner hasn't waited six years. In these situations the best form of revenge is to live a damned good, fulfilling life. Good luck mate.