Well 68 is one less than 69, so it's a case of you do me, and I'm owe you one.
GoNE stands for Ghost of Numf -El, a crap superhero I wrote stories about on the Legion website prior to discovering erotica.
There you go then.
I generally wonder why so many people can't actually spell masturbate on an erotic writing site.
I'm guessing neat No 7 would be more appropriate. Though I'm sure a strong black coffee with a hit of the former could work too.
Afternoon tea sounds most civilized.
Well done to you all. Especially the top three.
Black decaf coffee.
Kill me.
Kill me now.
Red pudding supper and battered pineapple ring.
Titty fucks aren't quite as easy if your partner is under a C cup. But in my limited experience that isn't a deal breaker - in fact I'm sure one of my ex's didn't even rate an A cup but she had the most sensitive bullet nipples that were wonderful to play with.
As was said above, confidence is important in a partner. And conversely I would imagine that whining that you've got small tits would be a turn off.
I'll be with you in five - just got to go and crack one off.
Has anybody thought to tell her?
Congrats babe x
Never tried - guess it would be interesting to find out.
I am resigned to the fact I'm only getting 2 hours of sleep.
Think it must be approaching a month. Think my balls are just going to start leaking any minute now.
I reckon that approx 95% of people on here at any given time are horny, and the others are checking to see if anyone has commented on their latest story or posted new pics on their wall.
Happy Birthday gorgeous - hope you have a wonderful day ?
I bet your partner hasn't waited six years. In these situations the best form of revenge is to live a damned good, fulfilling life. Good luck mate.