Young Suzie went down to the beach
While keeping her peach out of reach
It’s not hard to self-satisfy
Even though some will decry
" 'tis a sin," says the pope
A lass from County Roscommon
Met a wandering lawman
He showed her his gun
And suggested some fun
A dalliance with Michelle would be fun
Or even a quick "hit and run"
As my hands wander down 'twixt my thighs
The waiter brings my burger and fries
He offered a spoon
Her tummy invited a kiss
Her pussy would only be a near miss
Just sliding on down
That spot of reknown
Not to linger would be so remiss
Sweet Susie from Missoula, M. T.
While jogging behind some cute buns
On one of her long morning runs
She tripped on a rock
Daydreaming of cock
Her new toy arrived in the mail
Quite large though it's color was pale
But when in use
It'd turn chartreuse
Day at the beach in bikinis
With strings and other tiny thingies
So micro were they
They gave all away
Not attire for Saint Frances Cabrini
Naughty Nichole from Nogales
As she glided from partner to partner
Looking for something still larger
Her little black dress, so delicious
With libidinous thoughts so ambitious
A nasty old wench from Des Moines
Her mind focused on her loines.
Fingers go flying
A couple went up into space
To enjoy a weightless embrace
A bumptious old lady who called herself Sadie
Certainly was no lady
In public flashed her tits
And other naughty bits
While acclaimed for her skill at tribady
If only it was just a bit longer
Mary loved feeling a finger
She always was willing to linger
A digit exploring
The package arrived by FedEx
Delivered straight to the medics
Could it be a vaccine?
Or more Vaseline?
A coed from North Carolina
Said "Nothing could be finah"
Than to flirt with her Roomie
While she does things to me
Which will likely include my vagina
Miss Collins longed to get laid
What time is the online strip show?
Is what all horny men want to know
Tissues in hand
To catch what he can
What time is the online strip show?
Meet on Zoom and we'll watch Rachel Maddow
Get the news first
With theatric outburst
What time is the online strip show?
Meet on Zoom and we'll watch Rachel Maddow
A woman flew around in the aIr
In search for a man with a pair
Choices were few
Ms Heidi left not a new line
Happens from time to time
ast night was thunderous
The pets all cuddled round us
Kitties were purring
A royal's life these days is hard
Nothing's changed since the days of the Bard
In public so formal
Fastidiously normal
Lest their reputation be marred
There once was a naughty Norwegian
A royal's life these days is hard
Nothing's changed since the days of the Bard
Rob and Heidi from these pages are missing
Last seen they were fondling and kissing
With her arms around his neck.
Her cheek he did peck
With an embrace most unforgiving
The Duchess of York did opine
Rob and Heidi from these pages are missing
Last seen they were fondling and kissing
Her webcam was stationed down low
Rob watched her desire flow
Her fingers were swift
Double jointed her wrist
The plant liked the sun and the rain
And the gardener couldn't complain
When milady did visit him
She diddled his puckered rim
His obvious source of frustration
Was another’s source of elation
The agony of denial
Her webcam was stationed down low
Rob watched her desire flow
Until his computer broke
Spoiling his stroke
Cant trust anything made in Guangzhou
His obvious source of frustration
I hear sex-shop sales are soaring
Bored housewives intent on exploring
