A blow job from Laura is great
Much better than having to 'bate
Swallow she would
Well-developed were his hand muscles
My God, the size of those knuckles
Thickened fingers too
Now covered with dew
Well-developed were his hand muscles
My God, the size of those knuckles
His shaft stood proudly at attention
Not bad for a guy on a pension
Though wrinkled and grey
He still found a way
His shaft stood proudly at attention
Not bad for a guy on a pension
A video maker named Mary
Who refused to ever tarry
Was named "Quickie Queen"
For screwing six between every scene
Doing Jerry, Harry, Gary, Barry, Larry and (oops) Sherry
A virgin not long ago
She could play the Star Spangled Banner
In a malodorous melodious manner
Whilst humming on his member
She cut loose a trembler
Eileen was a cute little lassie
Though tending to be a bit gassy
But she had a good heart
And was marvelously smart
Making flatulence appear to be classy
She could play the Star Spangled Banner
Roses are red
Thought I’d stop by
To see what was new
Wave and say “hi”
Not much has changed
I noticed Rob lurking
Though this time with plumage
To disguise his jerking
“Just keeping things cool”
His wry wit proclaims
But everyone knows
He enjoys fanning flames
Seeking any excuse
To perve the girl-pile
With faint hope of success
No matter the guile
Give credit where do
And applaud his grit
You’d think by now
He’d at least groped a tit
Though a word of caution
Without some relief
His seminal vesicles
Will end up ground beef
A spunky young girl from Soho
Said to her lover "Don't go slow"
"I want fast and rough"
"Maybe even hand cuffs"
The lads all pursued lady Sue
Sue knew what they wanted to do
Though she had a disease
Scabies and fleas
The boys still lined up in the queue
They claimed she tasted like berries
The lads all pursued lady Sue
Sue knew what they wanted to do
Though she had a disease
Vesuvius was the end of poor Pliny [1]
Lava caught him schtupping young Jinny
[1] the Elder
A curvy young lady named Bridget
When horny she tended to fidget
She demanded relief
No matter how brief
Thank God for the use of a digit
Marie enjoyed sunbathing nude
A lumberjack, swinging his axe
His wood swollen to the max
Landed long thrusts
The moose full of lust
Cute Annie awoke with a start
Her lover was dining a la carte
A pretty girl sought a wife
So she began playing her fife
Hoping the sound
She winked at the cute blond
Not knowing how she'd respond
But things went well
With this sexy belle
Those tingles came from her wand
While pondering sexual positions
Young Jill was a cute figure skater
Her figure is how they rate her
Her camel she spun on her toes
With her camel toe expos'd
Watching a glorious sunrise
The crepuscule ends with bright skies
Languidly lounging
Clothes discarding
Followed by moans, groans and sighs
A lady once lifted her dress
Lynn has missed Lyn's sexy butt
The options were never clear cut
A new girl moved in down the block
She’s pursued by every jock
But her penchant was fem
And she liked only them
Preferring a detachable cock
A naughty young girl from Penzance
Soft, pink folds glistened wetly
And other bits protruding erectly
Her mile-high club was grounded
The rumors so unfounded
So the air lounge was used
And the passengers amused
Her mile-high club was grounded
The rumors so unfounded
Pheromones filled the air with her scent
Bartholin glands leaking assent
A Greek girl named Aphrodite
Liked to sleep sans nightie
Unencumbered she lay
Her charms on display
A mademoiselle from Sancerre
Said "I really just don't give a care"
Try as I might
She longed for fireworks all night
He wanted to show his manly might
But his 'firecracker' fizzled
His "manhood" now shriveled
If a Lushworld convention were held
Where as one we’d be able to meld
What a story could be told
Arousal ten fold
