Our first times hardly go as planned. We fumble, stutter, mumble and end up settling for less than we're worth. If you happen to have a movie-moment first time, let me know, but mine was far from it. I barely recall that night, only seven years ago, but I do remember one thing--Donnie Darko. I know, right? Random thing to remember, but that's what the guy put on to play on his TV to drown out my loudness, something we'd f...