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Felopzed
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 65
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Curious likes to fart in his hands then cup it and sniff it!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Couldn't Understand Squirrel Talk Omitting Mumbled Shrieks


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You're Just What I Needed......................in my pants.........The Cars
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I want you to Show Me The Way.............in my pants Peter Frampton
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I would buy him and then sell him for some magic beans!!!!
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Fucking guilty.......

Have you ever participated in golden showers?
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Ram my cock up her ass to hear her squeal like a pig............. Suuuuuuueeeeeeeeyyyyyyy!!!!!
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Curious like to wear little girls underwear over his pants at work
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Of course. If it has been a year I would have to say you are a slow mover. It doesn't matter to me if they snore or drool. You accept people for who they are. If you're having problems with this after being together for a year, I think you are looking for a way out or a reason to get out.
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I am currently in a relationship with a woman who has had the hots for me for about 12 yrs. She has told me I was subject of many fantasies while she was married. I am not by any means the studly type but to her I was the man of her dreams.
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I think he should just keep on with his commercials he's best known for -- Ben Aflac!!!!!!!!!!! I'd rather watch the Aflac duck as Batman!!!!!
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Not Old Enough
Grandpa and Sonny were sittin on the pourch, when Grandpa lit up a stogie, Sonny says Grandpa, can I get one of them?
Grandpa says well, can your peepee touch your ass?
Sonny says No, I dont think so? Grandpa says well you aint old enough then.
Soon after Grandpa cracks a beer. Sonny says can I get one of them?
Grandpa says well, can your peepee touch your ass? Sonny says No, I dont think so? Grandpa says you aint old enough then.
Soon after Sonny comes out with a plateful of Chocolate Chip Cookies.
Grandpa says Sonny can I get one of them? Sonny says Well I Dont Know, can Your PeePee touch Your Ass?
Grandpa says Yeah, I think so? Sonny says good,then go Fuck Yourself, cause Grandma made these for me!
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I remember when you could freely go outside and have fun not worrying about some weirdo driving by and abducting you.
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I don't fall for the tits but for the woman herself. The tits are the added bonus when you have her in your arms as she melts and gives herself to you. I don't care what size they are. I've been told by women that I drive them crazy with the attention I give their breasts.
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You need to decide what is good and safe for yourself. Not meaning to be crude but grow some balls dude. You have to take charge of your own life and not worry what others think.
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