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ie Jenni once had an orgasm so intense she produced a new element "Squirtamangonate"
it wasn't really an orgasm that jenni had, she just peed so hard she saw stars and blacked out.
Cannot do more than one thing at a time...
Mazza is so hot even Chuck Norris gets warm standing next to her
used to be a swim wear model until she pulled the plug
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He has an ingrowing toe-nail !
*giggles*
has just come out of rehab for the third time
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Was in rehab with me !
she put me in rehab but now drying out
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But seriously thinking about falling off the wagon again!
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He wears women's panties, but only under his kilt!
She likes to tie ribbons on what she finds under Kilts.
Any idiot can destroy, it takes a special person to create, inspire others, & enhance life to its fullest.
Wears a hat so that his wig wont fall off
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Dyes his mustache, sideburns and eyebrows.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
Is Belgium's premiere detective x
Yes, you should have a hazard label on you, "warning CG will be your every fantasy"

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Is actually celebate!
Thinks he's popeye x
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If you knew how CumGirl kept her chewing gum warm and moist overnight...you'd swear off chewing gum!
Mr Coach here^^^ is actually a real coach. He coaches the current champions in the local thong throwing competition (thong by the way is Aussie for flip flops). He's also the current world champion thong thrower.
That's not her real hair... Her natural hair colour is pink, and very very curly...
She goes to the grocers in that very outfit everyday.
Is in fact a Master Ninja Trainer.
ALways manages to avoid trouble - he should be called Quiet_Bkr....
was going to call herself mozzarella because like the cheese, when she gets hot she melts all over you, but couldn't figure out how to spell it so she shortened it to mazza
Sometimes when she sleeps, her tongue reels out it's full length, and takes two whole minutes to rewind.
He goes to bed hoping he wakes up in a different..."Shire"
Coach thinks his pirate mate is actually going to respond to his endless questions regarding the location of the buried treasure. Little does he realize it's right below him, waiting to be plundered
Wildcat is actually a dog, or so Slutpuppy told me.
tell gets hives every time he eats pork
Licks lollipops all day
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