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Eutopia
Over 90 days ago
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Same Difference does not mean 'same thing'. Same difference refers to two subject matters which are not equal yet share similar values.
For instance: Apples & Oranges. Both are fruits, but are not equal.
Bob: I love Apples.
John: Don't you mean Oranges?
Bob: Same Difference
>:I Going to go rub this in my mothers face now, it has always annoyed me the way she says "same difference" instead of "same thing."
For instance: Apples & Oranges. Both are fruits, but are not equal.
Bob: I love Apples.
John: Don't you mean Oranges?
Bob: Same Difference
>:I Going to go rub this in my mothers face now, it has always annoyed me the way she says "same difference" instead of "same thing."
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I used to frequently get myself off on the pommel of my saddle during a good horse trek.
Oh boy, the gallops were amazing~
But basically everyone knows what you're doing, since you have to sit very far forward on the saddle.
But~ basically everyone did it, still made it slightly embarrassing, however.
Oh boy, the gallops were amazing~
But basically everyone knows what you're doing, since you have to sit very far forward on the saddle.
But~ basically everyone did it, still made it slightly embarrassing, however.
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How often do u Masturbate?
- It can vary depending on what time of the month it is or if I'm having trouble sleeping.
what is your record times in a day
- I think about five times? I could probably go for more.
how long do you normaly last?
- Five minutes is the usual. about 30 seconds if I'm watching porn.
how you ever used a sex toy or a object?
if so what did you use?
- Yes, I use a rabbit vibrator and a standard clitoral vibrator. x3
Place you usually do it?
- In bed.
How many fingers do you put?
- One or two.
Do you like watch porn?
What kind of porn?
- Yes, cream-pies or DP. x3 Cream-pie DP's
Has anyone caught you?
- Not that I know of.
Do you masturbated in a public place?
what place?
- Nope. xD I masturbated in the family barn once, but I don't know if that classifies as public.
- It can vary depending on what time of the month it is or if I'm having trouble sleeping.
what is your record times in a day
- I think about five times? I could probably go for more.
how long do you normaly last?
- Five minutes is the usual. about 30 seconds if I'm watching porn.
how you ever used a sex toy or a object?
if so what did you use?
- Yes, I use a rabbit vibrator and a standard clitoral vibrator. x3
Place you usually do it?
- In bed.
How many fingers do you put?
- One or two.
Do you like watch porn?
What kind of porn?
- Yes, cream-pies or DP. x3 Cream-pie DP's
Has anyone caught you?
- Not that I know of.
Do you masturbated in a public place?
what place?
- Nope. xD I masturbated in the family barn once, but I don't know if that classifies as public.
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If it's something scientific, like the maximum velocity of yogurt floating in space, I probably wouldn't care because I don't know what that is in the first place. That would probably only serve to annoy the few people that actually know that. But it would certainly annoy me if we simply threw two people together into an elevator, it jams, and they just start to rut like wild baboons. I'd probably still read it, but it would be an agitated orgasm. The only thing that would make me completely abandon a story because of the ludicrousness of the situation would have to be eye-rolling worthy. Like a group of young, sprightly cheerleaders decided to gang the old senile janitor or something.
I like to know why things are happening and that they are happening because of a good and believable reason.
If the janitor looked like Brad Pitt and he'd actually secretly been screwing all the cheerleaders before and they had just found out he had been playing them against each other. They decide to get revenge by gang-banging him into unconsciousness, well, I'd probably read that because it seems viable.
I like to know why things are happening and that they are happening because of a good and believable reason.
If the janitor looked like Brad Pitt and he'd actually secretly been screwing all the cheerleaders before and they had just found out he had been playing them against each other. They decide to get revenge by gang-banging him into unconsciousness, well, I'd probably read that because it seems viable.
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The first 'Big Girl' book I read, and the book that catapulted me into my love or reading for the rest of my life. The book I recommend to damn near every parent to get their kid to read, or even them.
The Day My Bum Went Psycho by Andy Griffiths.
Everyone else has mature books and I've got this one.
OTL
Still a child at heart, it seems.
The Day My Bum Went Psycho by Andy Griffiths.
Everyone else has mature books and I've got this one.
OTL
Still a child at heart, it seems.
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Has to be cock for me.
I used to use "Dick" when I was a kid insulting my sisters.
"You bloody dickhead" mainly.
So whenever I see it in erotic I feel like a kid again and can't help but giggle like a prepubescent tween over a penis.
I usually stick to "cock" "erection" or "shaft."
c:
Dick should be left to insulting your friends with.
I used to use "Dick" when I was a kid insulting my sisters.
"You bloody dickhead" mainly.
So whenever I see it in erotic I feel like a kid again and can't help but giggle like a prepubescent tween over a penis.
I usually stick to "cock" "erection" or "shaft."
c:
Dick should be left to insulting your friends with.
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I find it positively delicious~ x3
I adore the word plump, who wouldn't want to molest something if it was called plump?
It even sounds thrillingly generous on my lips.
Though I did hear 'Renaissance' being used to describe fuller woman, and I do like the ring of that.
I'm sure Louis Prima's "Bigger the Figure" could give you some more ideas. xD
I adore the word plump, who wouldn't want to molest something if it was called plump?
It even sounds thrillingly generous on my lips.
Though I did hear 'Renaissance' being used to describe fuller woman, and I do like the ring of that.
I'm sure Louis Prima's "Bigger the Figure" could give you some more ideas. xD
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Quote by pb69Quote by Conny-sure
I imagine that any male, be he 20 to 90, would be flattered by any woman coming onto him - but of course; the older the guy, the younger the woman, the bigger the ego ...I suppose. Just take a look at which older men have the younger women on their arms ...and then evaluate their egotistical nature.
There is a "gentleman" that I know who is older than me who proudly dates girls just out of high school (whom he happily explains are just a few years older than his own daughter). I don't know how much the girls are getting out of the relationship, but he's clearly getting his ego stroked. I don't know what their attraction might be towards him, either. He's grossly obese and balding and dresses relatively poorly.
I will admit to a smidgen of jealousy for my part, but I'd also like to know what causes them to be attracted to him.
Freshly out of High School? I'd say they're driven by money.
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Quote by icemanQuote by Eutopia
"Older" as in 40+ and gentlemen as in male. ;D
While I agree with your "Older", not all males are "Gentlemen"!!
I didn't mean Gentlemen as in Gentle Men, I meant like... "Gentlemen's toilet" you find at a resturant. You certainly don't have to me chivalrous to use that!
Reading all these responses has sure been fantastic, can't wait to see if I get more. ;o
Giving a perspective from the younger female, I must say if the tables were flipped and an older male was flirting with me, I would certainly be uncomfortable! Something about my mother alwasy telling "Older men are just a bunch of perverts" stuck with me. xD
But, having it back the other way, me flirting with him, I would feel a lot more comfortable with the situation! I often find myself chatting with older men in a pub, simply because they're not the raging cockheads I find in my own age group. You can acutally have a conversation with them that isn't about something immature and meaningless. If I was ever to approach them in any manner that said "I'd like more" it would purely be in the sense of a relationship.
I think I'd feel odd having a one-night stand with someone old enough to be my father. In a bad way. But approaching them to have a relationship would be fine with me.
Age is relative when it comes to emotional attraction in my case. xD
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I remember my mother telling me (which I promptly followeed and showed all my friends) what her and her friends did to increase breast size when they were younger. It was complete poppy-cock, but it still makes me laugh. What you would do is push your hands out infront of you, pull them back, then push them straight up, over your head. You'd repeat this over and over again along with the chant "I must! I must! I must increase my bust!"
It's so cute and hilarious to think back on this.
It's so cute and hilarious to think back on this.
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Man, I can't believe no ones posted this yet. Though, it is more of a video than a picture.
DOUBLE RAINBOOOOW. :U
://.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
DOUBLE RAINBOOOOW. :U
://.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
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Across the ditch.
This idiom means on the other side of the Tasman Sea, used to refer to Australia or New Zealand depending on the speaker's location.
Tit for tat.
To give someone something equal to what was given you; to exchange a series of very similar things, one by one, with someone. They gave me the same kind of difficulty that I gave them. They gave me tit for tat. He punched me, so I punched him. Every time he hit me, I hit him. I just gave him tit for tat.
Away with the fairies
Means day dreaming
Bit of a dag
A person with a good sense of humour.
A dag is a bit of sheep shit that cligns the the wool around it's arse. xD
I could go on and on. :U
This idiom means on the other side of the Tasman Sea, used to refer to Australia or New Zealand depending on the speaker's location.
Tit for tat.
To give someone something equal to what was given you; to exchange a series of very similar things, one by one, with someone. They gave me the same kind of difficulty that I gave them. They gave me tit for tat. He punched me, so I punched him. Every time he hit me, I hit him. I just gave him tit for tat.
Away with the fairies
Means day dreaming
Bit of a dag
A person with a good sense of humour.
A dag is a bit of sheep shit that cligns the the wool around it's arse. xD
I could go on and on. :U
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M/M or as it's know hardcore little weeaboo's "Yaoi" is all the rage in the teenage female age-group; anyone who's anyone is into it. I published a series of short stories based on a friends two gay male characters. They've recieved more views, comments and what-not then any story I've written before. It's just the new "in thing." I, personally, put it down to curiosity that drives that beast. Women don't have prostate, after-all.
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When you are..."approached" by a younger female, I mean young, but still of legal age, what are your thoughts on the matter?
Do you feel Flattered?
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers?
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again?
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs?
Or do you all think of something completely different?
I'd love to know, just incase I attempt to stray along the mature lines next time I'm on the prowl. ;D
Do you feel Flattered?
Do you think they're flirting with you because they're gold diggers?
Are you in that cliche' slump of thinking "is this really happening?!" over and over again?
Maybe all the blood in your body flow straight between your legs?
Or do you all think of something completely different?
I'd love to know, just incase I attempt to stray along the mature lines next time I'm on the prowl. ;D
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Passion is not something I want to strongly in aman, when you're a very passionate person, not everythig your passionate is a good thing, why do you think they call some crimes "Acts of Passion."
I would like a man with Drive. I want him to know what he's doing with his life, I want him to be a switch, because sometimes I want to be in control and other times I want to be controlled, a little bit of arrogance is alright, but I don't want his ego sweeling to consume all the oxygen in the atmosphere and dooming us all, he'd have to be intelligent, but not a genius, just be able to hold a conversation and not come off as condecending.
But most importantly, I want him to be different I don't think I could cope with a mainstream kind of guy, i'm not exactly normal myself, and i'd hate to freak a guy I love out by my mannerisms.
Above all else, I think balance makes a good guy. x3
I would like a man with Drive. I want him to know what he's doing with his life, I want him to be a switch, because sometimes I want to be in control and other times I want to be controlled, a little bit of arrogance is alright, but I don't want his ego sweeling to consume all the oxygen in the atmosphere and dooming us all, he'd have to be intelligent, but not a genius, just be able to hold a conversation and not come off as condecending.
But most importantly, I want him to be different I don't think I could cope with a mainstream kind of guy, i'm not exactly normal myself, and i'd hate to freak a guy I love out by my mannerisms.
Above all else, I think balance makes a good guy. x3
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I love cum everywhere I love loads of it all over my face, hair, breasts, stomach, thighs, pussy lips, ass cheeks, or all over my back~
But i'm a girl that loves a good cream pie, the more cum in me the better
The only place I hate to take um is in my mouth, I just can't deal with the taste of it, damn you sensitive gag reflex and delicate tastebuds!
But i'm a girl that loves a good cream pie, the more cum in me the better
The only place I hate to take um is in my mouth, I just can't deal with the taste of it, damn you sensitive gag reflex and delicate tastebuds!