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Eomas627
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
United States

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Polite but direct and well thought out as well, which is a nice change from the others that lack any pertinent info
it doesn't say how far above, so i'm going to check as many as i can
i practically created this name a few years ago (to the best of my knowledge) and have been using it ever since. if you see Eomas, that's probably me. named for éomer from Lord of the Rings
no matter how long you've known someone, how well you think you know them, or how close to them you are, there will always be something you don't know about them. whether it be what they've done, or what they think, nothing can prepare you for what can happen next
Words of Radiance by Brandon Sanderson. same man who helped to finish the Wheel of Time series
Based on the character Eomer from Lord Of The Rings and i practically made it up myself
seemingly impossible arson. bed sheets don't catch fire just because you lay down, no matter how hot you are
hey, whatever it takes for her to enjoy it. even if (god forbid) i'm not doing the job right, at least hopefully she'll still get off
creating a massive snowstorm and halting train traffic just to make that profile pic
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Stealing a man's fake leg

also, nice one castle
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I plead the fifth.


note that this has no indication of whether she does or not *can't keep a straight face*
he has great music and all great musicians have one time where somebody pulls bullshit on them. i personally enjoy listening to and playing his music on my trombone
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Who gives a fuck, who you get with?


unfortunately, the majority of anyone who finds out. no matter what anyone says, racism is far from being repressed
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Arrested for using his "laser eye" to burn a peep hole into the ladies showers


OI! That wasn't my fault, the moglin i was hunting was jumping around too much. and arrested for trying to seduce an officer in order to continue castle's "activity" via prolonged public indecency and resisting arrest (at the same time)
causing a vast amount of frequent public indecency in the male population due to stories
i maybe catch myself thinking about one of my friends like that once a week. hell, the majority of my friends are girls and i don't even care to think about the possibility with any of them. i respect them too much to think of them that way
i would enjoy being able to manipulate Joffrey out of his throne and onto The Wall before i push him off though
not glib, but i tend to be charming superficially and fully at times

my sense of self worth is far from grandiose

cunning? i enjoy puzzle games and riddles, take a guess. manipulative? unfortunately a subconscious trait

pathological lying: if i answer *yes* as a lie, does that make me one?

lack of remorse or guilt. not that i know of

shallow effect. i think not

callousness/lack of empathy. the opposite is true

accepting responsibility. depends on if it's FULLY my fault
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The one that is happening. Like when you guys say, the best BJ ever, is the one that is happening now.

oh, so basically it doesn't matter when you're getting one. i don't think like most guys
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The one I am having at the moment


which one would that be? also, ffm
when they're also driving, drunk, a telemarketer, or have no reason to be on it in a place where you either SHOULDN'T be using it or have much better ways to use your time
double take, check the sign, look around me, blush, get swimming, and hope for the sake of all that is holy (in every religion) that I can control the little guy as I usually can, or that nobody notices if I get a tent. being completely honest too