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The person above you has been arrested. What did they do?

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Castle4coochie
Active Ink Slinger
Tell me, what did I do?
Bullet Club For Life
Littlevixen
Active Ink Slinger
Indecent exposure at a golf course, apparently they don't appreciate streakers!
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Emo Philips
SnoopyBrown
Active Ink Slinger
The sly sarcastic fox stole a classic car...
Guest
Lurker
Murdering women and hiding their bodies in avatars.
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
Corrupting innocent young men with illicit thoughts
Milik_the_Red
Internet Philosopher
Quote by HeraTeleia
Corrupting the innocent of both sexes with illicit thoughts.


Guilty as charged
Simmerdownchick
Creator
Milik_the_Red ~ with a name like THAT?! He must be a serial killer....

I have three famous stories, 2 recommended reads and have come in the top ten in two competitions~ Come in and make yourself at home.
Porgy87
Senior Analyst
Drove at 125 mph (~200 kph) in order to be stopped by a state trooper, which would have gotten her a ticket. **Content removed by moderator. Violates Lush TOS.**
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Wrote malicious software for the garment industry which causes women's clothing to disintegrate.
simplyjohn
Site administrator
Stole her neighbours underwear from her washing line and sold it on Ebay.
Guest
Lurker
Tried to organize a Military Mercenary Coup D'Etat in Djibouti.

xx SF
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Riding a camel through Harrods while dressed as French foreign legnionaire and shooting shoppers with a nerfball gun.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Guest
Lurker
Pretending to be a Camel while being ridden through Harrods by a pretend Legionnaire...


xx SF
Buz
The Linebacker
Arrested for disturbing the peace while joining Sprite in chasing Steph. Had additional charges added on when he got too frisky with the lady cop during the strip search.

Don't let Sprite see this?
Castle4coochie
Active Ink Slinger
Public drunkiness
Bullet Club For Life
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
gaming without a license.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Plagiarism for claiming to write the amazing poetry of Cleo el Gato.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
Felix is up to no good. He's spanking women with bubble butts and spraying them with champagne. It was really good champagne. They hauled his ass to the can....

Xo
Buz
The Linebacker
You failed to tell Jack that was you in the police uniform when you strip searched him over and over again.

Mysteria arrested for impersonating a police officer...
Guest
Lurker
Buz: promoting and enabling underaged drinking.
Castle4coochie
Active Ink Slinger
Posing as a Federal agent to bust Buzz
Bullet Club For Life
NymphWriter
Unicorn Wrangler
Dumping marshmallow cream on any fool who blocked her on Lush.
Mysteria27
Prolific Writer
She got arrested for burning books in the nude. It wasn't pretty....

xo
Guest
Lurker
Myst was cautioned for REPEATEDLY mailing her panties to Bruce Springsteen.

xx SF

Case was DISMISSED as The Boss "Could Not Locate" the panties in question.

(Yeah, right...)

Look under your PILLOW, you 'Born In The USA' motherfucker...
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Magical_felix
Sticking her nose in stranger's asses.


(I'd pay MONEY for THAT!!!)

I mean to stick my nose in The Nymph's ass, I mean...)

Not the other thing...

But you know... If, (AND I'M SAYING FUCKING IF...) my nose was in The Nymph's ass then my mouth would be at least adjacent to LUCKYPLACE, Tastyville, USA...

xx SF

Arrest me FOR THAT!!!

(I'd DO THAT TIME!!!)