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EDWolfe
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 39
United States

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I wish!

TPBM has to get up REALLY early tomorrow--even though it's Saturday. (EDIT: Like 3:30am early)
Most of the time, wherever I can do it without being disturbed. Usually, that's in the living room when everyone's asleep, or in bed before and after I sleep. I have masturbated in the kitchen, bathroom, out in the backyard (fenced in), in the driveway (middle of the night, not fenced), and sometimes in the car (also at night).

I have in the past masturbated on trails, in a fitness center stall, just off the street (in the middle of the night), and once in my friend's basement.

I don't know if it makes any difference, but most of the time I masturbate, I am nude.
Yawn repeatedly when your customers complain to you. When asked, tell them that they bore you.
Quote by Choosiemamma
Ed,no point in wearing clothes


Well, that's not entirely true. Days like today, it is true, but would you go out in the middle of winter nude?

(I might, but I'm crazy like that. ^_^)

Quote by sluttytwenties

isn't it always more comfortable to be naked?


Usually.
Probably oceans--it's colder in the mountains.

Home alone: prefer nude or clothed?
Shout performed by One Republic

There's a carrot-top
Who can barely walk
With a sippie cup of milk
A little blue-eyed blonde
With shoes on wrong
'Cause she likes to dress herself
And the most beautiful girl
Holdin' both of them.
I think an open relationship is okay, but it's not right for everyone. Even bringing up the topic to certain people can end a relationship or cause difficulty. When in an open relationship, just use your best judgment and be safe.

Have you ever been in an open relationship?
Preferably? With someone.

IRL? By myself.

Crime shows: serious (Criminal Minds, CSI, Law & Order) or lighthearted (Psych, Monk)?
I can't say that I'm happy or upset about the age I lost my virginity (19), but if I had the option to do it earlier, I would.

Was your first time better than you expected or worse? (remember TOS rules of age here, too)
@ChoosieMama: You have a good point, especially when it's as warm as it is here.
My now-ex and I decided we wanted popcorn, so we threw a bag in the microwave and hit the popcorn button. I didn't think about keeping an eye on it, and neither did she, so it shouldn't have been a surprise when the popcorn burned. Because of how sensitive the smoke detectors are in this building, the smoke from the popcorn set off the fire alarm, and everyone had to evacuate for about a half hour. I think I even saw a kid wrapped in a blanket (although I might be thinking of another night).
I'm naive enough to not even know what that means...so innocent.

Sex in your childhood home in a bed other than your own.
Take a moment every hour to flash your boss and your coworkers.