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I read a lot about the different types of workouts you could do, but you're goal should be addressed on multiple fronts.. Now I'm not an expert but I would say your diet is half the battle!
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DutchMike88
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 36
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I don't watch porn to often, I rather read erotic stories. When I do I use xhamster.com most of the time. Good search tools and great collection. Not to many annoying adds or trackers either.
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I have, many times together with my ex partner but only once solo. Still got the goodies but haven't taken them out of the closet for a long time!
I have to say though.. I've never had an orgasm from just that. Always need some other stimulation as well.
I have to say though.. I've never had an orgasm from just that. Always need some other stimulation as well.
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The question is not specific enough, because what about the humor is important?
That you have the same humor? The frequency of jokes? The amount of smiles/laughter you exchange?
I personally am more on the serious side and tend to fall for a lot of jokes by taking them seriously. This gives people a good time too. Also when I do make a joke they tend to really hit the mark because for one nobody expects them from me and I only make jokes when they're really good ;)
Anyway.. My point is.. even though I don't make a lot of jokes, I tend to make people around me smile a lot. Is the happy feeling most important or that what causes the smiles/laughter?
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If the importance of fun, smiles and laughter is measured here I have to give it a 10 also!
That you have the same humor? The frequency of jokes? The amount of smiles/laughter you exchange?
I personally am more on the serious side and tend to fall for a lot of jokes by taking them seriously. This gives people a good time too. Also when I do make a joke they tend to really hit the mark because for one nobody expects them from me and I only make jokes when they're really good ;)
Anyway.. My point is.. even though I don't make a lot of jokes, I tend to make people around me smile a lot. Is the happy feeling most important or that what causes the smiles/laughter?
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If the importance of fun, smiles and laughter is measured here I have to give it a 10 also!
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I usually do the laundry for my girlfriend. Mostly because she takes no care in sorting colors/special clothing so things end up ruined. I also do the garbage btw.. but the bathroom is hers to clean!
I don't mind doing the laundry at all. It's easy. taking care of the laundry after it's dry depends on who's home/has time for it.
I don't mind doing the laundry at all. It's easy. taking care of the laundry after it's dry depends on who's home/has time for it.
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Well there are tons of things you can do.
The surprise after work has already been mentioned but you can do this in many different scenarios.
Also think back (a year if needed) about all the talks you've had about sex and see whether he once mentioned/showed interest in an act, position or scenario that you guys haven't done yet.
Let your mind go wild, usually not much is to crazy for most guys ;)
The surprise after work has already been mentioned but you can do this in many different scenarios.
Also think back (a year if needed) about all the talks you've had about sex and see whether he once mentioned/showed interest in an act, position or scenario that you guys haven't done yet.
Let your mind go wild, usually not much is to crazy for most guys ;)
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Everybody's got there favorite. Why not share so others can try too? Mine is laying flat on my stomach with my BF on top and going in from behind. Feels awesome!
Same for me! I love that position, you can still look each other in the eye if you want to and I find it very intimate as well. Great for stimulating once G-spot btw ;)
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I would never want to know. Doesn't that take away from the great bonding experience of discovering these things together?
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The great job interview I had this morning. I feel like i rocked it! I'll post again when I'm happy because of the phone call.. or not ;)
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Hot! It also brings great satisfaction the first time you make a new partner squirt! ;)
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You'd rather jerk off than fuck like say... Scarlett Johansson's armpit. Get out of here.
Boo this man.
Well let me put it this way.. I'd rather have her jerk me off then fuck her armpit.. HELL YES! ;)
btw.. if she's feeling nauseated I don't think she's all that into sex. If she is I don't think she would like to be jerked around by a cock banging her armpit..
Anyway.. Do what ever you like. No judging here.. I would just rather not do it myself!
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Ginger Ale! Always Ginger Ale ;) Well.. always water or tea but if I drink a soda it's always Ginger Ale! ;)
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Dude, I think I'd rather just masturbate instead of fucking an armpit! ^^
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Quote by LuvitAll
How many of you guys enjoy fucking a woman after another guy has just shot his load into her? Or after several guys? Is it a turn on to slide into a super wet pussy or a no-go zone?
The super wet part is, but the substance that made it so is NOT! Maybe I'm being prudish but it sooner turns me off then turns me on to mix loads.
I don't mind sharing a girl but no other mans load on my shaft ;) Plus I'm all about safety so in most cases I guess condoms would be a must for me!
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Do you guys really like eating a girl or do you just do it to pleasure the girl???
There are few things I like more then to eat my girls pussy!
I get such a rush from seeing her enjoy it! But it just about always comes as a packaged deal with a full body massage and the tong reaches further depths then just the pussy :)
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I guess it depends on the girls physic! Usually I like hipsters and a regular slip.
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I shave my balls to give my partner easy access and usually a more enjoyable experience. I trim the rest.
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has any one used a we vibe 3, looking at buying one just wondering what other peoples thoughts are?
I've used the wevibe 2; my girlfriend loved it but it didn't do to much for me.
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I'd love to wake up to a great blow job one day! My only problem is.. I wake up DAMN early ;)
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I can't think of anything I kept secret from my last partner. Over time I shared everything with her. No secrets there!
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My ex used to do that, but I'm happy when I just feel her skin, no matter what part of the body.
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I usually listen to techno when I go running or cycling solo. Other sports I never listen to music.
On my bike I listen to the OST cd of Berlin Calling by Paul Kalkbrenner.
When biking I listen to any other Techno/minimal/deephouse music. It helps you keep an even speed.
On my bike I listen to the OST cd of Berlin Calling by Paul Kalkbrenner.
When biking I listen to any other Techno/minimal/deephouse music. It helps you keep an even speed.
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I was only being partially sarcastic. If my husband walks in with a diamond necklace, I'll offer him anal sex.
How materialistic of you
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Like the women on here that enjoy anal sex, I absolutely love it. I love the feel of a hard cock pressing up against my most intimate opening. I love feeling the pressure of his cock as it penetrates me initially. When his cock heads pops inside it makes me moan in sexual earnest for more. My current lover likes to slowly penetrate me until all 10 inches are buried deep inside of me. It's such an exquisite feeling. Having my ass creamed is so hot.
So far 10 inches is the biggest that has been inside of me and I'm on my quest to find a bigger thicker cock to satisfy my anal urges.
You're only talking about length here and in my experience the diameter of the object inserted is just as or even more important. Wouldn't you agree?
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Actually, the bolded bit is exactly what I had in mind when I said doggy. Not doggy in the rough, traditional sense. But when her belly is flat on the bed (or surface of choice) and her back is arched with her ass up and legs slightly parted for easier access to both the ass and the vagina for added stimulation.
Sorry about that, OP.
That indeed is a great position, but If you want to look each other in the eyes more easily try laying on your back with your legs on his shoulders. Easy communication, he can see whether he's going to fast and when you like it. Also you can manage the initial penetration.
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To me what makes an outfit truly sexy is how the lady feels in it! You can see instantly whether a girl feels sexy in her clothing and they look so much better when they feel the part!
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Check the rest of the forum.. it's been posted plenty of times!
Anyway:
I'm not so much of any. The first and most important part for me is the face! After that her full body. Never just judge on a single part of a body(or character for that matter).
If I really had to chose it would be breasts I guess.
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I'm not so much of any. The first and most important part for me is the face! After that her full body. Never just judge on a single part of a body(or character for that matter).
If I really had to chose it would be breasts I guess.
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Size is not the most important issue for me. To me it is more about shape and the nipples then the size. I tend to go for smaller breasts though.
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I only drink coffee for the taste and try to find new beans each time I buy coffee. I think I average one espresso every 3 days with the exception of the weekend.
For the coffee junkies among you who want to take in less caffeine but not tone done on the coffee intake. Invest in a professional grade coffeemaker. It does not only improve the taste of your coffee but also lowers the amount of caffeine per cup. The way this works is as follows: Because of the high pressured at which the water is pressed through the coffee the contact between coffee and water is a lot shorter then lets say with a cafetiere. This makes for a great transfer of flavor but a lot less caffeine.
Ask your barrister he'll tell you the same!
For the coffee junkies among you who want to take in less caffeine but not tone done on the coffee intake. Invest in a professional grade coffeemaker. It does not only improve the taste of your coffee but also lowers the amount of caffeine per cup. The way this works is as follows: Because of the high pressured at which the water is pressed through the coffee the contact between coffee and water is a lot shorter then lets say with a cafetiere. This makes for a great transfer of flavor but a lot less caffeine.
Ask your barrister he'll tell you the same!