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You hoped to avoid a simple joke? On Lush? Really?
I hoped to avoid simple minded answers, jokes are almost always OK.
I am relatively new to the social aspect of this place. Am I to conclude that simple-mindedness is common?
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DrMcNasty
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Quote by Kristind
Because guys are just too simple. Not much to figure out.
**image removed by moderator for violating Lush terms**
This is a very naïve claim and, for the record, is the kind of flimsy response I was hoping to avoid by asking for solid answers. I can't tell, but I very much hope that it was a joke and not really that simple.
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Sorry...didn't know I was violating any rules with that pic.1odptCEgQMM3Pfse
Despite my opinion, I am still curious as to what the picture was.
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If you notice the types of questions women are asked on a daily basis, you wouldn't be so envious. We get asked questions from whether we want a clitoris or a menstrual cycle to whether we like our nipples sucked and milked. Guys just ask us the first thing that pop into their heads, usually because it's something they wanna get off or want us to expand/confirm their fantasies. Not saying there aren't genuine inquiries that pop up. But just scroll through, and you'll see exactly what I'm talking about.
I think the reason for this is that women don't have as hard of a time getting off here as guys do. Why this is the case, I really don't know.
And I'm not saying girls don't ask the guys dumb shit. It's just not as frequent. For the most part, I see girls asking guys something when there's truly something they're trying to understand. Whereas when I see guys posing questions to girls, it's a bid for attention. I'm not saying this is always the case, but it frequently is.UrZgJ1GXyjjSNgdv
Thank you for your two cents; I'll keep them both.
I have to say, I expected half-ass answers and relentless bickering (not a stab at your gender, just at OUR species). I'm glad to see such a solid answer so quickly. I'm not going to scroll through all of the undoubtedly terrible questions that are asked. I'll just take your word for it, as I don't see why you would make it up.
Also, I like the points you made on "getting off" and the "bid for attention". I suppose you're probably right.
Even so, I was disappointed that I didn't see any valid and current questions to answer.
... and it's not so much envy as curiosity. I have a lot of that.
I think I will inflate your two cents up to a nickel. Good value.
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I was browsing the forums, as I do so often when I am at home and bored, and I decided to go to the "ask the guys" section to see if I could answer a few questions. What I found was mostly out-dated questions. Now how should I eat up my spare time? (not my actual question)
So my question for you all is, "Why so few inquiries for the men?".
I expect some solid answers ladies.
So my question for you all is, "Why so few inquiries for the men?".
I expect some solid answers ladies.
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I hate BJs. They always look so awesome on porn or pictures, like it's the best thing in the world. In reality, I get bored of them in about 1 minute. No mater what any woman has said to me: "I'm the best", "I've never had any complaints", "My lips are amazing", "You've never had a woman like me", LIES! lol. I have never had any that were worth mentioning. So the answer to your question is ... when I was in high school (10th grade, I believe), I talked my then girlfriend into giving me a BJ because I didn't have a condom so she wouldn't have sex ... was not impressed nor was I satisfied afterward. I might be a bad guy for this, but I lost interest in her that night. We broke up the next day.
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So this is the first time I've ever told ANYONE this. I guess it's easier to tell a bunch of anonymous people than people I know. Music is the only thing that has made me feel like crying since I was about 7 or 8. One that gets me every time, (unless someone is there with me, then I stop myself) is "Wonderful Tonight" by Eric Clapton.
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Yeow! You know what you like and you know how to get it. Your partner is on their knees every night (whether because they crumble under your awesome sexual power, or you force them down), and probably strung up in chains or ropes. The pants are yours, along with everything else. Remember that with great power comes great responsibility; take it slow every once in a while. Let them have a nice bubble bath, maybe come once or twice, and give their backs, tongues, and knees a rest. They'll thank you even more, and so will your and their mental health.
Hah. I had to skip a few because a suitable answer was not available.
Hah. I had to skip a few because a suitable answer was not available.
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The 40 point option is inconsiderable. To spend ten years doing anything and have nothing monetary to show for it would be unthinkable, especially confinement in a basement. So now I am left with the 30 or 35 point option. Obviously, I would like to try for the 30 point option and get the $10 million pay out. Unfortunately, I don’t think I could be alone for ten years and that is a very expensive amenity in this scenario. Also, I believe health and physical conditioning to be paramount. Combined, those aren't cheap either. Lastly, but certainly not "leastly" (not a word), the mind cannot be wasted as it surely would be, sitting in a damn basement for 10 years with no stimulation. To meet all of these requirements and still have a hefty amount of money when I am through, I would choose the following:
35 Points, $5 Million Pay out
18 Points/18 Year Old Girl - Honestly, I would rather have an attractive woman who is my age; I get annoyed quickly with younger people. Who knows, maybe 10 years without the stupidity of media and other distractions, and she wont be so bad. Having another person with you at all is, in my opinion, of the greatest importance. There are so many things that having someone there will bring to the table. Being a woman and a man together, the obvious one is sex. (assuming you are heterosexual) However, other things like: conversation, a second point of view, joking around, playing games, intellectual stimulation, assistance with numerous activities and/or necessities, and help in case of emergencies like injury or illness. I could go on and on ... a companion is the most important thing ... PERIOD.
6 Points/Full Kitchen Package - Healthy eating is important, especially if you are confined to a basement. The lack of vitamin D alone would make you incredibly depressed and unhealthy. You must combat that with proper nutrition, it will make you feel better and give you more energy to help fight the depression. Also, having every cooking ingredient ever would have MANY more benefits than good food and nutrition. Many cooking ingredients can be combined and used in a plethora of other applications such as medicine, hygiene, entertainment, sex, and others.
5 Points/Fitness Equipment Package - Physical conditioning is important for depression, general health, and entertainment. Plus, with ten years to focus on only a few things, one of them being fitness, you could come out looking like Gerard Butler ... except way better (in case you don’t know, this would be referred to as super badassery) ... enough said about that.
4 Points/Library Package - Ten years with every bit of knowledge and information ever known to humankind?
Entertainment level: Unlimited
Intelligence level: Omnipotence
2 Points/Medical Care - No matter what happens, I want to know I wont die from something I can't prevent. Like mold spores in the basement, a damn infection from a cut, or bleeding out from an injury. I mean it could still happen, but I would at least like to know I had a bad-ass medical team that did their best.
Well, there you have it. The best amenities I could come up with. If you chose a TV, I hate you.
35 Points, $5 Million Pay out
18 Points/18 Year Old Girl - Honestly, I would rather have an attractive woman who is my age; I get annoyed quickly with younger people. Who knows, maybe 10 years without the stupidity of media and other distractions, and she wont be so bad. Having another person with you at all is, in my opinion, of the greatest importance. There are so many things that having someone there will bring to the table. Being a woman and a man together, the obvious one is sex. (assuming you are heterosexual) However, other things like: conversation, a second point of view, joking around, playing games, intellectual stimulation, assistance with numerous activities and/or necessities, and help in case of emergencies like injury or illness. I could go on and on ... a companion is the most important thing ... PERIOD.
6 Points/Full Kitchen Package - Healthy eating is important, especially if you are confined to a basement. The lack of vitamin D alone would make you incredibly depressed and unhealthy. You must combat that with proper nutrition, it will make you feel better and give you more energy to help fight the depression. Also, having every cooking ingredient ever would have MANY more benefits than good food and nutrition. Many cooking ingredients can be combined and used in a plethora of other applications such as medicine, hygiene, entertainment, sex, and others.
5 Points/Fitness Equipment Package - Physical conditioning is important for depression, general health, and entertainment. Plus, with ten years to focus on only a few things, one of them being fitness, you could come out looking like Gerard Butler ... except way better (in case you don’t know, this would be referred to as super badassery) ... enough said about that.
4 Points/Library Package - Ten years with every bit of knowledge and information ever known to humankind?
Entertainment level: Unlimited
Intelligence level: Omnipotence
2 Points/Medical Care - No matter what happens, I want to know I wont die from something I can't prevent. Like mold spores in the basement, a damn infection from a cut, or bleeding out from an injury. I mean it could still happen, but I would at least like to know I had a bad-ass medical team that did their best.
Well, there you have it. The best amenities I could come up with. If you chose a TV, I hate you.