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Desperado
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154

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The past tense of "come" is came ... meaning to move to the current location of the speaker/writer
The word cum is used as both a noun and a verb
Noun = ejaculate
Verb = to orgasm
past tense of the verb "cum" ? ... CUMMED !
Have you asked if he'd like to watch?
us guys are "visually" stimulated creatures
watching a woman "in her most intimate moment with herself" is about as stimulating as it gets
From the song by the Eagles
My best platonic female friend hung the moniker on me back when the message of the lyrics were quite applicable to my life
one of those classic blooper moments ... when Bob Eubanks asked this question on the Newlywed Game
Quote by sprite


don't ask hard questions! just do as the man says! sheesh... the nerve of some people.


are we sure the OP was a man ?
Quote by Beckey
I love being spanked BUT if you hurt it you will have to kiss it and make it better


mmmm ... promises, promises
the phrase "know what I'm sayin'?"
If I already knew, you wouldn't have to be telling me now; know what I'm sayin'?
Quote by Jester2725
She told me for 2 days that nothing happened. Then admitted that they did have sex.


That speaks volumes
Quote by soccergod1
in the back of a hostess truck


with a petite girl named Debbie ?
Quote by ThisOldHippie
Could it be she's concerned about the electric bill?

Quote by drumandrumguy
I told my girlfriend, if you want the lights off, then YOU close the car door.


OldHippie or DrumGuy ... for the win?
Quote by Nikki703
I have never done that, would never do that!! And anyone who says I have or would is lying. So There!!!


methinks thou dost protest too much