I started writing when I was apart from my then-partner for a few months and it just went from there. I've since had stories published. I've not written anything for a little while now because of family illness and relocation but I still enjoy reading erotica. Maybe one day soon I'll get my writing mojo back (-:
Me too - just moved home to glorious Wales from Isle of Man!
I remember having an almighty rush of horny hormones when I was about 5 months pregnant - damn near wore him out!
There was a young woman called Cat
Who wore a spectacular hat
She's ever so pretty
Our cute little kitty
She's hip, she's cool - where it's at!
There was a young man called Stephen
Who was really a bit of a
If it moved, he'd fuck it
And lick it and suck it
Then lie on his back, barely breathing!
I'm on a roll.........ha ha!
Hey, Cat - knew you wouldn't be able to resist!
Rules - five lines, the first, second and fifith rhyme. The middle two rhyme - but in their own right - if that makes sense. And its got to be funny and silly - just a bit of fun!
It usually is about a person but I don't think that's a set rule.
Bring it on!
There's such a dense sea-mist tonight that I can't even see the sea - and it's only across the road!
"Tequila" - Terrorvision
Are you wearing women's underwear?
It's not good! But my boss takes all the stick I give her in good humour - which is just as well
I have to confess - me too! My boss is very petite and has ample breasts that sure as hell ain't her own - and its a struggle sometimes to keep eye contact.
I was just being "Cruel to be Kind" - Nick Lowe
Were you very upset?
"Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone" - J K Rowling
Damn right!
One of my favourites is The Terrier's Way
If you can't eat it or hump it
Piss on it and walk away!
"Just the Two of Us" - Will Smith
What's for tea?
Stir fry using leftover chicken - credit crunch cuisine!
Oscar the Grouch - without a shadow of a doubt!
But my daughter loved Elmo.
"Deja Dead" - Kathy Reichs
"Miss You Like Crazy" -Natalie Cole
What are you pointing at?
"Blackberry Wine" - Joanne Harris
"True" - Spandau Ballet
Why are you confused?
