"Oops, I'm sorry I wasn't paying attention to where I was going," I said as I jostled her as we attempted to exit through the mall doors at the same time. Her pink hair and the sway of her tush had riveted my attention. She had been at the self-checkout next to mine and caught my eye before we ran into each other. "Not a problem. I was also distracted," she replied as she walked away. I watched the jiggle and sway of her...