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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 154
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Cathedral Cove, New Zealand. Check my profile page for a photograph... !
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Victoria Bitter. From a stubbie.
Yeah, I know us Kiwis aren't meant to like Aussie beers. But I have developed a taste for it.
Aussie women too.
Yeah, I know us Kiwis aren't meant to like Aussie beers. But I have developed a taste for it.
Aussie women too.
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Uhhhh... I got a 100.
I have done all of those things, at one time or another - even the "revealing swimsuit at a pool party" option, if you count a pair of short shorts as a swimsuit.
Geez. I must be *terrible*...
Holy Flirt Alert! You'll flirt with anyone, anywhere at just about anytime…never mind if you actually like them! You appear to be a multi-purpose flirt - you do it to boost your ego, to prove yourself, to get something you want, or to seduce objects of your desire. Hopefully you've been successful in your pursuit, or you've been wasting a lot of precious energy. You have obviously learned somewhere along the line that turning on the charm can reap many rewards, and probably enjoy the act of flirting so much that you can't resist - even when it's not completely appropriate. While you've certainly got some valuable skills, consider toning it down a bit. Flirt with everyone and you'll appear phony, fickle and possibly even desperate.
I have done all of those things, at one time or another - even the "revealing swimsuit at a pool party" option, if you count a pair of short shorts as a swimsuit.
Geez. I must be *terrible*...
Holy Flirt Alert! You'll flirt with anyone, anywhere at just about anytime…never mind if you actually like them! You appear to be a multi-purpose flirt - you do it to boost your ego, to prove yourself, to get something you want, or to seduce objects of your desire. Hopefully you've been successful in your pursuit, or you've been wasting a lot of precious energy. You have obviously learned somewhere along the line that turning on the charm can reap many rewards, and probably enjoy the act of flirting so much that you can't resist - even when it's not completely appropriate. While you've certainly got some valuable skills, consider toning it down a bit. Flirt with everyone and you'll appear phony, fickle and possibly even desperate.
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I usually keep something handy. Could be tricky passing it to you for a drag though.
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I'd play with my boobs for a day ... and then find a lesbian bar...
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I wouldn't, because I know she doesn't dig guys. But how about a friendly cup of coffee and a chat instead?
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A wild, day-long sex marathon, all over the house in every way possible. Stopping for a nice lunch (I'll cook) and maybe ending with drinks and/or a movie, if we were not too exhausted.
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Thanks, Sister! And you are *definitely* young enough for me.
Wardog - agreed!
Wardog - agreed!
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You can only choose ONE:
1) The stud. He's young. He's virile. He's got a rippling six-pack, arms and legs of steel and he's hung like a donkey. He's no intellectual giant - you'll never have a stimulating conversation about whether there can be a political solution to Syria's problems, or the possibility of life under the polar icecaps of Mars - but he has an insatiable sex drive and is all to willing to fuck you and make you cum as many times and in as many ways your heart desires for as long as you want. All day, every day, if that is your wish.
2) The successful businessman. He's made a fortune playing the stockmarket and as an importer/exporter. He owns a mansion-like house in the countryside and a luxurious holiday home on the coast. There are two flash cars in his garage and a helicopter parked on the lawn. He's ensured your walk-in wardrobe is filled with the finest, flashiest clothes and if you want to go shopping for more, hey, not a problem. Fancy taking a trip to Hawaii with your girlfriends for the weekend? He'll happily fund that too. Of course, he's no great shakes in the bedroom - in fact he is much less than average when it comes to sex - but a girl can't have everything, right?
3) The not-easily-categorised guy. He's in his 40s. No longer a young man, but not past his use-by date yet. He's balding, and his belly is developing a distinctive pot. He has a desk-based day job he can easily hold down, although he far from earning megabucks. He's probably got some baggage from previous relationships, maybe one or two kids. He fully intends to get a gym membership. (One day. When he has the time). He's always ready and willing to fuck, although the stamina isn't the greatest and his dick is certainly not huge. He has a wry sense of humour and can probably make you smile and laugh a lot. You wouldn't immediately think of him as "handsome", although he ain't been bashed with the ugly stick either. His taste in music you probably can't stand, although each of your top five all-time movies are exactly the same.
1) The stud. He's young. He's virile. He's got a rippling six-pack, arms and legs of steel and he's hung like a donkey. He's no intellectual giant - you'll never have a stimulating conversation about whether there can be a political solution to Syria's problems, or the possibility of life under the polar icecaps of Mars - but he has an insatiable sex drive and is all to willing to fuck you and make you cum as many times and in as many ways your heart desires for as long as you want. All day, every day, if that is your wish.
2) The successful businessman. He's made a fortune playing the stockmarket and as an importer/exporter. He owns a mansion-like house in the countryside and a luxurious holiday home on the coast. There are two flash cars in his garage and a helicopter parked on the lawn. He's ensured your walk-in wardrobe is filled with the finest, flashiest clothes and if you want to go shopping for more, hey, not a problem. Fancy taking a trip to Hawaii with your girlfriends for the weekend? He'll happily fund that too. Of course, he's no great shakes in the bedroom - in fact he is much less than average when it comes to sex - but a girl can't have everything, right?
3) The not-easily-categorised guy. He's in his 40s. No longer a young man, but not past his use-by date yet. He's balding, and his belly is developing a distinctive pot. He has a desk-based day job he can easily hold down, although he far from earning megabucks. He's probably got some baggage from previous relationships, maybe one or two kids. He fully intends to get a gym membership. (One day. When he has the time). He's always ready and willing to fuck, although the stamina isn't the greatest and his dick is certainly not huge. He has a wry sense of humour and can probably make you smile and laugh a lot. You wouldn't immediately think of him as "handsome", although he ain't been bashed with the ugly stick either. His taste in music you probably can't stand, although each of your top five all-time movies are exactly the same.
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It depends. Naked would be my default answer. Sometimes a silk teddy is a total turn-on. Sometimes a T-shirt and panties. Sometimes a huge, billowing, 1930s nightgown.
Of course, the real answer is: Whatever she feels happy in.
Of course, the real answer is: Whatever she feels happy in.
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Blake's 7. Anyone remember that? The last episode in 1981 ended with a massive shootout, and all the good guys apparently being killed. Did anyone survive? The BBC know ... but they cancelled the show! Bastards.
Shows I want never to end: Game of Thrones and Adventure Time. And Doctor Who.
Shows I want never to end: Game of Thrones and Adventure Time. And Doctor Who.
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I wonder if there are any Milla lookalikes on these boards...
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Hey Harley - Muffinman totally stole the "I'm the Joker" line I was gonna use on you.
I'm a bit of a newbie in these parts too. I'm sure i'll be seeing you round the traps...
I'm a bit of a newbie in these parts too. I'm sure i'll be seeing you round the traps...
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If she is sucking or licking my cock, I would define that as a blowjob.
It's stating the bleedin obvious, but I really love receiving blowjobs. I just felt compelled to record that fact for some strange reason.
It's stating the bleedin obvious, but I really love receiving blowjobs. I just felt compelled to record that fact for some strange reason.