I was expecting a vagina!
What? You're voting for Biden?
Turn off the computer and go plant something. Cook something new. Learn to floss your teeth. Exercise like the guy that goes to prison fat, and comes out ripped. Call an old person you know and teach them how to facetime/ /zoom.
Instant read no touch infrared thermometer on Amazon. For taking the temps of my employees and customers when the lock down ends.
Although it doesn't have to be long or intricate, sex scene(s) need some context. I prefer that the authors don't go overboard with physical details of the participants, because one of the nice things about erotica as opposed to video porn clips, is the ability to insert themselves into the characters (no pun intended) when something in the story triggers a memory of a situation or past lover. A phrase about feeling a nipple harden though fabric when caressed, is more relatable than the 5'8' blonde Japanese woman with a C cup getting a hard nipple. Some of the best and most erotic stories I've read here may describe what a woman is wearing but few details on the woman. Then the reader can fill in the blanks, perhaps with a past lover, or a current one, or better yet , a future one!
I'm a big fan of the seduction type stories, because those are more likely to trigger memories of a real incident. Likewise the participants explaining their thoughts during the story help make them more authentic. To me, reality is more erotic than fantasy. Real life almost always involves seduction, whether it's over a period of an evening or years.
Tell me the temperature of the room, and I can give an answer.
Cilantro tastes like soap to me, and it's not a subtle soap taste. It ruins what ever it's in, even in small doses.
A narrower one, sure. Not one of the monster things. To me, slippery fingers(someone else's) is probably the best.
Two women giving me a BJ, kissing each other....you've seen the movie....
I can't figure it out from the guy's angle, unless he is actually watching the dude, and not his wife. For the woman, it's like dating but you can take half his money when he leaves.
The Mrs. is a natural auburn redhead, and hers is nice and wispy, not a tangled bush. Perfect for me.
The family room, on the floor in front of a warm wood burning fireplace, in the middle of the day in the middle of the week, before the kids get back from school. The hot tub is a great place for foreplay, but not practical for actual fucking.
People become more conservative with age as they learn more. Not everyone learns more as they age.
Left wingers (socialists, communists) often resort to name calling to end a political discussion. (Racist! Fascist!)
In today's world, leftists are the ones trying to suppress free speech. (see Twitter/Facebook/Communist China)
In the USA, the KKK was like today's Antifa.....the violent wing of the democrat party.(See Senator Robert Byrd)
True socialist/communist societies fail, but the West is supposed to become more like them? (Venezuela, Cuba, USSR, North Korea)
My most left wing friends cheat big time on their local, state, and federal taxes, then lecture people about the the wonders of socialism, unaware of the irony (I'm not giving out their name)
Democrats today haven't been this angry at Republicans since Lincoln took away their slaves.
Left and Right wing people are equally horny.
I have friends of all political persuasions and sexual orientations and we tolerate each others views quite nicely, and share a lot of common interests, and have a lot of fun together.,
Almost a month ago now, my wife and I went to a local diner...I had fresh Maine lobster roll with French fries and cole slaw. She had spicy shrimp tacos. We each had a glass of cheap wine. It was delicious.
PS I live in left wing shithole where people drive ALONE in their luxury SUVs while wearing surgical masks....talk about science deniers!
