Also looking for a genrous benefactor to cover my cable bill......message me! ;-)
I'm humbled, someone has anonymously gifted me a new subscription. Is this the way women feel when someone sends a drink to them? Thanks to my Sugar Momma/Daddy!
I joined last year when the guvment idled me to "flatten the curve" for 3 weeks, which turned into 3 months.
Pros....
There are lots of good porn stories here (but they are free anyway)
A membership lets me rate stories, leave story comments, and message other members (and look at their pics!!!)
I already have this cool "name", and it would be a shame to give it up.
I get to state an opposing view on the Think Tank to those with 10k, 15k, or even 35k posts! (and I have a thick skin)
I think Sprite is getting a crush on me.
Cons....
It's real money (unless someone wants to gift me a year!!!) I can buy 2 People magazines for the same price.
I'm not really good at posting links, pictures, or especially selecting a clever avatar.
I'm not looking to hook up with other members.
The posters that promote tolerance the most, are very intolerant to opposing life views.
I think Buz is getting a crush on me...
So what should I do??? Help!!
Take a gun safety course to qualify for a gun permit. Mine's next weekend!
I've never seen a beautiful woman and thought, "Too bad she doesn't have a tattoo". Now, if she's hot, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for having them. Or eating crackers in bed.
My lovely wife is a bit of a prude, but one night after sharing a bottle of champagne, we were spooning naked in bed, starting the usually foreplay. My erection was between her ass cheeks, but instead of gliding to her pussy, the tip of my cock found itself right at her ass. Bear in mind I'm kissing her neck, lightly touching her nipples, etc. Normally she would have just adjusted me to her pussy. But instead, she kept pressing ever so gently backwards. After a few minutes of this...a little "pop" feeling as my cocked slipped into her. Bear in mind we were lube free this whole time so everything was slow motion.....gently and slowly I started a bit of a thrusting......then it came....her ass started to pulse gripping my cock as she came.....it was the best felling, so snug....so as she is coming, I couldn't hold back and filled her ass with my cum. Wow. I've never had an issue with getting her to orgasm one way or another, but that was actually the only time we came together! So I know she enjoyed it that night, but oddly enough, she never spoke of it, and we never did it again.
Cowgirl. I can last forever, plus I can grab/touch almost anywhere. A man hasn't lived until he's has his wife riding him cowgirl and lactating like crazy.
Sorry, the wine made me post that.
I just want to know why lesbians' sex toys are shaped like men. Why aren't they all buying fleshlights?
Not a Gal, but I "know someone" in the field......Dentists build their client base by being personable and chit chatting, making a connection with patients. It helps the patient relax. Being nice to people is good marketing.
If you went to a male dentist, I bet they would talk to you about how you could improve your smile.
Dental offices are usually on the chilly side, like a grocery store. Don't be flattered if you see a woman with hard nipples. And don't stare at her tits.
If she is going to flirt with a patient, it probably will be a guy that does NOT need extensive dental work.
I know guys that think women are flirting with them, just because they speak to them. Ever have a waitress touch your arm momentarily? Is that you?
Black Box Pinot Grigio, as I check out Colin's stockings, wishing he wasn't wearing those panties.
With one of our first kids, she became friends with another attractive breast feeding mother. So I come home one day and they are finishing up the babies, then they just sit around with me chatting with their breasts out air drying, and I'm supposed to play it cool and not notice or get hard (hint---I failed). Later that night I was licking her pussy and talking about how much I would like to find the two of them in bed together. She came like crazy all over my face, but it never happened.
As someone with plenty of microbiology and pathology in my background, I would encourage people to stick to fingers and toys for this location. I can't say I haven't let my brain between my legs over rule my diplomas at times, but still...
With my hand, but cuddled next to my wife while she is doing the same.
Let's face it (pardon the pun), it's more a matter of HOW SOON after, because at any moment, we are after the last time, and before the next. So long as things are clean, and no little toilet paper fragments....
It used to be more affordable. Before obamacare, people could buy a level of insurance based on their own preferences. Now, because of obamacare (which was a thinly veiled attempt to destroy the private health sector as a first step towards socialized medicine), people that used to have $250-$500 deductibles, now have $3000-20,000 deductibles! EXCEPT those on welfare have NO deductibles or copays. An OB/GYN told me that those patients often got to an ER because they think they are pregnant! Anyone else would spend their own $20 on an over the counter test.
However, it is still the best healthcare in the world. Wealthy people from countries with socialized medicine still travel here for the best care.
Let's face it, any "test" that puts Reagan and the Saudis on equal footing for authoritarianism is complete bullshit.
I've never been with a squirter (yet), but a female friend of my wife and I tells me she gushes when using her dildo, and has to masturbate with a big towel under her. My understanding from actual medical studies is that the actual squirting is peeing. The study I read used an ultrasound while the squirting woman was masturbating (great work if you can get it!) Not to be confused with regular vaginal secretions, the volume of which can vary by individual. That being said, I'm hoping to someday verify in person my friend's account!
I have zero interest in wearing women's underwear, but I LOVE wearing nylon UnderArmour boxer briefs when I work out. Clingy, stretchy, smooth. I also look forward to a bike ride with spandex bike shorts. Plus they accentuate my glutes.
Coincidentally, this generic avatar looks just like me, so I went with it. My bet is that about 20% of those that claim to use self portraits as avatars do not. Lots of dudes pose as dudettes on the internet. Not pointing fingers.
Back in the late 80s, a colleague of mine ran a clinic for HIV patients. He told me MOST of his patients were married men that were in the closet to their spouses.
Leftover Hungarian goulash I made 2 nights ago. Yum.
